Hi all-
Thanks for your comments.
Loophole-wise, I don't think I have much to work with. Here's the town zoning laws:
Sec. 27-85. Farm animals and produce.
SOUTH PORTLAND CODE
27051
In the Residential District AA,
the keeping of farm-type animals, including but
not limited to horses, ponies, cattle, pigs and
fowl, the keeping of dogs, cats and
rabbits for commercial purposes and other uses offensive and detrimental to the
neighborhood are
prohibited. The sale of produce raised on the premises is permitted
provided off-street parking spaces are provided in sufficient numbers to avoid any
parking on public streets or highways. This section shall not apply to pre-existing
farms as defined in Ord. Sec. 27-55.
(Ord. No. 23-78, 11-6-78; Ord.No.3-96/97, 8-5-96)
That's pretty clear, unfortunately. Nowhere else is there any mention of pets, birds, or any other written law that I might try to make apply to my situation.
South Portland does not allow "Use variances" whatever that means, but I specifically asked if I could apply for a variance and she said NO.
As far as changing the law, she said that the fees involved are arounf $700, which I can not afford.
So----- I believe my only options are:
1) Do it anyway and risk the consequences.
2) Mount a media campaign and try to get a city councilor to propose the change. Unfortunately I do not have the free time and energy at the moment to undertake something like that.
So sad!!