Not really the topic but still funny.
In the past, some men did not have first and middle names, just initials: R B Jones
This appeared in a Reader's Digest years ago. Mr. R B Jones had to fill out a government form; this is how he put his name:
R(only) B(only) Jones
So, of course, he received a letter saying: "Dear Mr. Ronly Bonly Jones
Pres. Harry S Truman said the initial "S" does not have a period after it because it was his middle name.
Yes, Lunachick, loved the diners. When DH and I dated, he took me there after a movie for pie and coffee. His parents lived near a diner on Hwy. 22.
Edited: typo