Fire Engine Red...Bad Idea (in more ways than one)

[CarriBrown]

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My DH always told me he needed more practice

You should tell him you need more practice like a hole in the head!

That is... unless you're in my situation!

Wait, were we talking about nail polish?

 

[serendipity22]

My DH and I were married for 8 years before we had a child. Our family would always ask us when they were gonna get a grandbaby and we would always say that we were 'just practicing'. Finally, one of DH's friends said that we should be getting it right by now.

 

[Southern28Chick]

Don't even get me started on babies. Let's just say we've been "practicing" for 2 years!!! Oh well, I have 32 furry and feathered babies to keep me busy.

 

[rooster-red]

I've always been told "Practice makes perfect"

 

[cknmom]

My DH met me shortly after filing for divorce. I had three kids 19,17,14, he has no children. After 7yrs.we got married, just celebrated our 4th ann. We have one granchild that we raise and three more that will be living with us temporarily(?) while DD and DSIL are deployed.

I used to dance weekly for my DH, haven't for a while, must do that. I was going to take belly dancing lessons, he was all for that until we went to a festival and saw a belly dancer that was about 65, half toothless with an eye patch!!! He says that whenever he thinks of belly dancing now, that's the pic he gets in his head. Oh Well.

Monica

 

[serendipity22]

 

[Fancy Feather Poultry]

Double

 

[skeeter9]

You guys are killing me!! LOL!!!!

I like to paint my fingernails, but it just comes off within a couple of days and I don't have time to mess with it anyway!!! I'd much rather be outside with my horses and chickens and various other pets. I do keep my toenails painted, though, and my chickens never tire of pecking at them and my toe ring!!

My DH is very grabby, too!!!! I love him to death, but he drives me crazy sometimes. We have been together since we were 16, dated for 7 years, and have been married for almost 23 years - man how time flies!!!!

Pole dancing? I tried it once. Anyone ever see that movie with Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold Schwartzenegger where he is that spy? Can't think of the name of it, but there's a scene where she is using the bed post as a pole and flops off on the floor!! Yep, that's me!! I'll just stick to wearing my chaps and spurs for my husbands entertainment!!!

 

[rooster-red]

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[eggcetra_farms]

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It's called True Lies, and yes, that scene is very funny!