Peep a Cheep - You had me at I can have all the chickens I want. Lol! But really, I think I liked your answers better than Ralph's! Except for, vodka must be on premises before processing begins. A case is a must. You cannot, under any circumstances, run out of vodka! I'm pretty sure it's in the statutes or zoning laws that apply to you. I think it's before the ones telling me that I can only have 85 chickens, so it is much more important. You also must have rib eye steaks resting for dinner and potato salad is mighty satisfying alongside those steaks. Yes, grasshoppa, we will teach you!
Oh, and I have 3 white chickens, two white silkies and Sunny. It's the redheaded hens we don't talk about. They are the troublemakers!
When I become president, I will turn this stinking country upside down I tell you. The first order of business will be abolishing this crap about 85 chickens! The next will be ordering all snooty, nosy horse people to be banished to within city limits so we country folk can enjoy our tall grass, weeds, junk and too many animals to our heart's content.
The next thing is no more of this, "you hurt my feelings because you disagree with me. Now, I'm going to sue you", crap. Boohoo-freakin-hoo. Your feelings are not my responsibility you big baby. This is supposed to be a free country. We are both entitled to our feelings, not just you and I need to conform.
Yes, JR, we did coddle our neighbor too long and when we decided we were done with that, it created a big spoiled rotten baby mess! I suggest as does the Dept of Ag, do not make friends with your neighbor. Do not trust them. Do not engage them. Keep to yourself and leave them alone too. Unless of course, your neighbor is awesome like you all!
Okay, I got some of it out. Thank you for listening.
Proceed with chicken talk.....