FOOD FIGHT!

[chickenbuddy]

I squeeze icing all over everybody!

Then I hide to plan my next attack

 

[Lothiriel]

But I secretly follow after you and right when you're not looking, I dump a HUGE barrel of light amber maple syrup on you. Now you're all sticky.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

and I spuirt an bottle of whipped cream on you

 

[Lothiriel]

That's "spurt".

And I smash a coconut cream pie in your face.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

I love coconut cream pie

 

[Lothiriel]

Ok, then I smash a chocolate banana cream pie in your face. Do you like that kind?

 

[chickenbuddy]

I hire professional paintball players to fire grapes at you!

 

[Lothiriel]

But I have a grape repellent shield and the grapes bounce off it and head towards you.

 

[chickenbuddy]

Oh, come on, enough with the shields, this isn't a video game!

Take a muffalata to your FACE!

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

and I put ginger bread cookies into a tennis ball machine and shoot them at you