FOOD FIGHT!

[chickenbuddy]

Blinded by beans, I slip ice cubes down you shirt.

 

[Marion]

Shivering I reach for the hot sauce and douse you down the pants!

 

[77horses]

jumping around and feeling like my butt is on fire,

I slip and smash a bowl of chocolate pudding in your face!

oops....

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Time for dessert: Mud pies!

 

[chickenbuddy]

I say moon pies. *realizing they too are too good to waste, I promptly find I semi-safe hinding spot under a table that does not have too much food dripping off the bottom of it and eat the pies.*

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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May I join you?

 

[ChickBond 007]

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Chicken buddy squeezes in under the table where I'm found eating the already-been-chewed (ABC) gum from the underneath of the table. Mmmm-mmm, strawberry gum keeps it's flavor...

 

[Marion]

Looking under the tables and feeling queasy I make an alka-seltzer, drink it down, then spray the whole bunch down with RC Cola!

 

[chickenbuddy]

I go home, take a shower and presently clog the drain do to all the food that is being washed off. I go into my other shower, clog its drain, go into the third shower, and luckily do not clog it, but run out of hot water. I put on clean clothes, buy a new table to hide under, go to the grocery store for more amo, and come back to join ya'll.

Tofu, anyone?

 

[Liza]

Because the RC Soda was all on the flood, I slip and fall with a plate full of mushy lima beans that splatter everyone green!