I take the rotten eggs out of the refrigerator and make stink bombs by combining rotten meat, rotten bananas, and the gum found under the cafateria lunch tables and throw them around the room.
Oops didn't read the above one, and apparently we had the same idea.
Alright, if we're getting that dirty... I'm taking all the chicken gizzards and pig intestines and pummeling you all with them...muah ha ha ha (evil laughter)!