For Oregon folks, or college football fans.

[FrenchHen]

I have a duck who's a bit slow. The poor thing runs into walls. But the flocks likes him(her?) and we're a happy poultry crew.

But I'm going to name the slow one Eugene.

 

[Duck Keeper]

I'm not into sports, but awwww poor duck.

Happy you kept him/her/it and gave him/her/it a chance to be 'normal,' if only for a little while.