For the Farm Boy...

[Spookwriter]

BACK FROM HONEYMOON

A young couple from Mississippi got married and left on their honeymoon.

Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've
never heard before! All these awful four-letter words! You've got to come
get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so
awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take
me home! Please, Mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible four-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama ... words like dust, wash,
iron, and cook..."

 

[Hillbilly Hen]

 

[Spookwriter]

How about this one, as our Mississippi Farmer Boy gets his energy back...



NOBEL PRIZE

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass.

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer
is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks
him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out
standing in their field."

 

[muddyhorse]

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Well, to be honest the couple wasn't from Mississippi, just the husband. The wife was from Missouri. And the other four letter words were milk, feed, fire wood (Acually a double four letter word there

), eggs (As in gather), muck, till (Well, hoe didn't fit

), well (as in draw water from), and can't forget wipe yore feet (gotta triple four letter one in there!)

Mama wouldn't take her back though, so she's sorta stuck with me.

 

[coloradochick]

MFB I bet you're a wonderful person to just talk to. I always read your posts and this may sound strange but they have a calming effect on me. I think it's just your verbage and I am able to get your accent in there too, in my head when I read them

I know that sounds strange but it's true

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Quote:
You poor thing... reckon you could get some kinda pills that might help?

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

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You poor thing... reckon you could get some kinda pills that might help?

 

[Imp]

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You poor thing... reckon you could get some kinda pills that might help?

Yeah, don't let him fool ya, He probably lives in Manhatten, wears Gucci suits, and watches Broadway shows every night.

Imp

 

[coloradochick]

You're probably right Imp, he's got us all fooled. And he's as healthy as a horse. Just looking for attention are ya MFB?