For the Farm Boy...

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Fellers, that coloradochick has been in the high mountains too long.

That thin air has her thinking Mississippi Farmer is a catch.
 
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You poor thing... reckon you could get some kinda pills that might help?
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Yeah, don't let him fool ya, He probably lives in Manhatten, wears Gucci suits, and watches Broadway shows every night.

Imp

Fer yore info Mr. Imp, I don't know where Manhatten is, but it ain't around here no where, and we ain't got no Broadway shows...(gotta a special type bar in the next town over with "shows" but my mean ole wife said she'd do some carving on me if I got caught over there just one more time.) and I don't know what a gucci is either, must be some kinda northern critter, cause I ain't never seen one crawling around here trying to get my chickens.
I got me a nice skunk hat though, a freind of mine made it for me. I wear it sometimes when I think my wife's gonna want to go out somewhere. I figured out a long time ago she don't really want to go nowhere if I'm wearing my Davy Crockett skunk hat.

No idea why, it looks pretty neat I think.
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I don't know what it is about them wifes...they take all the fun outta being married.

My wife don't allow me to go to them shows either.

If'n she didn't take such good care of me, I would get rid of her.
 
Hush now Farm Boy. You just plumb don't know what you're talking about.

My wife is twice meaner than yours.

Fast too...I know now that I can't outrun her when she's mad.
 

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