Freaky Bathroom Story. Gotta love Walmart....

[ChicknThief]

Oh my gosh ..I had to read that twice, the sentence "A big man with his fist cocked back" I read wrong the first time.
You have to wonder why was he ready to swing on somebody.

Oh my gosh I just spit my breakfast all over my computer! LOL!!!

Silly people...

I wouldn't go to a Walmart bathroom even if you weren't going
to beat me up.

Even a Spook has their standards.

We don't go far from the house. Time for a potty break means someone
is coming home. (This does annoy my wife.)

We may have to go back to town...but we ARE coming home.

Rules are rules.


Spook

Oh wow. Well, I guess that lessens the likelihood of getting hit walking into your bathroom. That is of course, assuming you don't walk in on your wife

Wonder if it was some kind of robbery thing?... be ready for when a guy walks intot he bathroom, knock him out... grab his wallet...?
I dunno... weird..

That is pretty much the conclusion I came to. He was a big dude. I don't envy the next person who walked into that bathroom.

I would of immediately called the police.
I can't imagine my husband being knocked out entering the bathroom about to be robbed or raped. How traumatic.

Looking back, I really should have. As it was, I was in so much shock I just ran back to my husband and we went home.

Here I thought you were going to say you came across someone with their arse glued to the toilet. I still find that glue story hard to believe given that super glue dries so fast.

Anyway your story is quite odd. I too read the whole hand cocked wrong,and someohow my mind slipped an *in* between some words.

Given the sights we see at People at Walmart (if that is still going) I am not surpirsed.That and Spooks tale about people getting into a fist fight over a bag of ice.Next we will have bath salted people eating shoppers. You can't go anywhere without being at risk!

Glad you did not get clocked as they call it!

Oh my, perhaps I should have worded it a little differently

In any case, I really shouldn't have been surprised. We were in a pretty seedy area of Sacramento. From now on we will only be going into minimally seedy Walmarts! Ha.

 

[onedoodle3]

Superglue only drys fast if used very thinly or when in contact with skin. Gluing someone to a toilet is rather easy. Undoing it on the other hand is not.

Hmmmm.....Tell me...Do you have personal experience in this???

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Oh Walmart. Good times, good times...

 

[redhen]

Hmmmm.....Tell me...Do you have personal experience in this???     

I bet he does..

 

[brahmakid11]

 

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[Imp]

the people of walmart are too much.
and now they've got an anthem.

 

[MeringueHasAHat]

Wow scary!

 

[Gargoyle]

Looking back, I really should have. As it was, I was in so much shock I just ran back to my husband and we went home.

Maybe you should give the local cops a call- if someone after you was attacked, at least you can give a description and help them catch the guy.
And if no one was, at least it gives them a heads of of something odd going on.

Maybe everything did NOT come out as planned.

Considering it is a bathroom, TMI !

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Quote:
Personal as in "was me," no. Personal as in "was there," yes.