Free range husband

[redhen]

I'm jest watching...

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Quote:
Poodles make everything better.

MFB, 116th eh? See everyone, HE's the elder!

Poodles are scarier than fire building wood psychos.

Imp

*prays to the god of nightmares and asks for favor*

*receives favor from the nightmare god*

*casts a spell of nightmares on the Imp*

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Quote:
Git to bed, red hen! You've got wheat to plant, harvest, grind, and make bread with in the morning. I'll be waiting!

 

[Imp]

Quote:

Poodles are scarier than fire building wood psychos.

Imp

*prays to the god of nightmares and asks for favor*

*receives favor from the nightmare god*

*casts a spell of nightmares on the Imp*

Hmmm, I'm gonna slap a nicotine patch on, and take some more pills.
Nightmares are like free movies.

Imp- as long as they aren't about poodles.

 

[redhen]

Quote:
Git to bed, red hen! You've got wheat to plant, harvest, grind, and make bread with in the morning. I'll be waiting!

Yes, Ma'am... as you wish.

(she scares me..)

 

[Imp]

Quote:
Git to bed, red hen! You've got wheat to plant, harvest, grind, and make bread with in the morning. I'll be waiting!

redhen

splutter gurgle

hahahaha

Imp- Yeah I know I'll pay.

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Quote:
*prays to the god of nightmares and asks for favor*

*receives favor from the nightmare god*

*casts a spell of nightmares on the Imp*

Hmmm, I'm gonna slap a nicotine patch on, and take some more pills.
Nightmares are like free movies.

Imp- as long as they aren't about poodles.

Where do you live, Imp?

It just so happens that I not only have favor with the god of nightmares, but all his demons, too.

Once, when we brought our service poodle to the hospital to see my dying child, one of the nurses pitched a conniption fit. [We already had permission to bring the service animal, but the nurse was a butt-head, anyway.] Too bad she didn't like poodles very much. We had several service poodles show up to visit!

(We provided back-up service poodle visitation to businesses open to the public that didn't like Standard poodles as service animals. If a business was unreasonable with one of our service poodles, we'd show up en masse with many service poodles.)


Now, Imp, tell me again, where did you say you live? Hmm?

 

[redhen]

Quote:
Git to bed, red hen! You've got wheat to plant, harvest, grind, and make bread with in the morning. I'll be waiting!

redhen

splutter gurgle

hahahaha

Imp- Yeah I know I'll pay.

Yes, yes you will pay.... Just wait.... keep waiting...

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Quote:
Git to bed, red hen! You've got wheat to plant, harvest, grind, and make bread with in the morning. I'll be waiting!

Yes, Ma'am... as you wish.

(she skeers me..)

Fixed that for you.

*pats then hen on the head*

*boosts her up to the roost*

*puts vaseline on her legs to keep the bed--er, roost mites from biting (and from getting into my bread in the morning)*

Nigh night.

 

[Desert Rooster]