French frogs

[scflock]

Huh ?

 

[rossfam06]

I'm trying to get my wife to fool around but she just laughs and says go back to sleep!

. I'm sure you could convince her if you try!!

 

[abbevilleoz]

Oz, I've seen you, and I've seen your wife. It's obvious she is the one that was high

I know. She thought I had money, too. And I did.. about $2.30. Dad gummit I think I just whizzed on myself

 

[abbevilleoz]

. I'm sure you could convince her if you try!!

I've tried, you talk to her...

 

[scflock]

. I'm sure you could convince her if you try!!

All I can picture is this tall, beautiful woman trying to get away from a stoned old man with half a thumb

 

[scflock]

I know. She thought I had money, too. And I did.. about $2.30. Dad gummit I think I just whizzed on myself

See?

 

[abbevilleoz]

All I can picture is this tall, beautiful woman trying to get away from a stoned old man with half a thumb

And wearing a gown with hair net on my head

 

[FridayYet]

Smh; like SC i would shrivel up and die in that lack o humidity ok

LOL

 

[scflock]

And wearing a gown with hair net on my head

Just grab it and shake it at her. Use your right hand

 

[Ravynscroft]

Hey Oz, here's a riddle I used to always ask my friends when they were high:
If it takes 1 chicken 1 day to lay 1 egg, and it takes 1&1/2 chickens 1&1/2 days to lay 1&1/2 eggs, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?

That's just mean!!

My lone poult hatched.  She's sleeping and drying now.