French frogs

[scflock]

x2   me confused

I think what he meant was I don't have...endowments...on my chest, and those are his two favorite things. I just don't know what that has to do with going to work today

 

[Akrnaf2]

No thank you!
I am married and you don't have ( i really hope for you! )
The two obvious reasons, (in front of you! )that make women so attractive!

I think you need to reboot Google translate

I was thinking that you said yes to a marriage proposal!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Oh yeah, we've been showing off our chickens, Sally and WV are puddin rasslin, and Benny just farted

ok this is NOT the only take on this !!!!!!! but benny DID fart and been showin off some chickens!!

 

[scflock]

Anything cleansed by God shall not be called common.

So, if during the act I say "Oh God!!!", it's kosher? Usually those are the ones that are the most unclean

 

[Sally Sunshine]

I was thinking that you said yes to a marriage proposal!

yeah I got that and then was lost but now am found..... but I think prefer lost

 

[Cockatrice6420]

Oh yeah, we've been showing off our chickens, Sally and WV are puddin rasslin, and Benny just farted

LOL, my family is looking at me weird 'cause I'm trying to suppress outright laughter! You've got your entertainment planned for the day, it seems.

 

[scflock]

I was thinking that you said yes to a marriage proposal!

Well, I am....clipped

 

[scflock]

I was thinking that you said yes to a marriage proposal!

Ohhhhh, I get it now. "I do"

 

[Cockatrice6420]

So, if during the act I say "Oh God!!!", it's kosher? Usually those are the ones that are the most unclean

I think it would have to be blessed by a Rabbi to be kosher.... that might be up your alley, I don't know.

 

[Akrnaf2]

Here the first post from the "fart" thread
"Fart lovers,come and share your gassy tales of window-rattlers,
SBDs, sharts, brass-sections and just plain old toots til your sides hurt from
laughing and you're having trouble catching your breath!"