Fun Facts We Didn't Need To Know

[KingD]

Nope. I wanna see if they're safe enough to handle a hedgie on steroids.

Well, they're designed to be cut resistant to a chainsaw so...

 

[Bakbuk]

Well, they're designed to be cut resistant to a chainsaw so...

Then they should be all right. But I still wanna see them.

 

[KingD]

Then they should be all right. But I still wanna see them.

I ain't showing ya

 

[Bakbuk]

I ain't showing ya

Ok

 

[azurbanclucker]

Nope. I wanna see if they're safe enough to handle a hedgie on steroids.

How about a really fast one?

 

[Bakbuk]

How about a really fast one?
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Wait- how did you do that

 

[azurbanclucker]

Wait- how did you do that

...or photoshop

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

This sounds like the lead-in to a bad infomercial.

"Are you tired of your feline friends expiring too quickly? Do you need a long-lasting cat? Then you need EverKitty! Yes, EverKitty uses patented long-lasting nanotechnology to keep your furry little friend fresh and butt-in-your-face ready for years! Simply sprinkle EverKitty in warm water and thoroughly wash your cat daily for a week. The results will be in full effect by the time your stitches are removed.

EverKitty! From the makers of "Forever Grandma" and "Clone your own Mammoth!"

(EverKitty is not FDA approved. Side effects may include hair loss, sulking, spontaneous fits of anger from your cat, and nighttime attacks while you sleep. Do not use EverKitty on dogs.)

before I saw the thing at the bottom, I thought you had made up the whole thing. It sounded too funny to be real.

 

[azurbanclucker]

before I saw the thing at the bottom, I thought you had made up the whole thing. It sounded too funny to be real.

Oh, it's definitely made up

 

[KingD]

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down