Funniest BYC'er quotes: Post Yours!

HorseFeathers

Frazzled
11 Years
Apr 2, 2008
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I sometimes find quotes that make me smile, especially when taken out of context. Here's a few of my favorites... add yours, and don't forget to indicate who said them!

I'm a spaceship, not a shop!
-Kooshie

I like the word Ornithologists, and bopkiss, oh I also like Irrational
-BrisingrBubba

But you know, like when you can eat and taste a word? Or not.
-ChOOkens

Everytime I see someone with a button nose I wonder if they are "pig people".
-Imp

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
-mjdtexan​
 
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Princess Amri

Is Mostly Harmless
11 Years
Jul 16, 2009
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Brilliant idea! Sadly, I can't think of any good ones at the moment!
 

44Wolves

Here is Your New Title
10 Years
Jun 28, 2009
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Make sure you don't put your seat belt on. The little hobbit that lives in your car will strangle you to death!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Mom 2em All

Crowing
12 Years
Apr 20, 2008
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Dora, Alabama
well, I cant think of any right off hand, but PurpleChicken comes to mind...pretty sure quite a bit of what he says has the potential to be here.
 

rancher hicks

Crowing
11 Years
Feb 28, 2009
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Syracuse, NY
I receive a catalog that has alot of T-shirts that say things like.

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.

Don't annoy the crazy person. (I have this one)

C student's run the world.- Harry Truman (I have this one too)

What am I , fly paper for morons?

To many freaks not enough sideshows.

Critism just one more service I offer. (I have this one)

Sarcasm just one more service I offer

If I throw a stick will you leave? (I have this one)

Who p...ed in your gene pool?

I like cats I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

Nobody suspects the short ones.
 

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