Funniest BYC'er quotes: Post Yours!

[HorseFeathers]

I sometimes find quotes that make me smile, especially when taken out of context. Here's a few of my favorites... add yours, and don't forget to indicate who said them!

I'm a spaceship, not a shop!
-Kooshie

I like the word Ornithologists, and bopkiss, oh I also like Irrational
-BrisingrBubba

But you know, like when you can eat and taste a word? Or not.
-ChOOkens

Everytime I see someone with a button nose I wonder if they are "pig people".
-Imp

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
-mjdtexan​

 

[canada-goose]

Brilliant idea! Sadly, I can't think of any good ones at the moment!

 

[44Wolves]

Make sure you don't put your seat belt on. The little hobbit that lives in your car will strangle you to death!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mom 2em All]

well, I cant think of any right off hand, but PurpleChicken comes to mind...pretty sure quite a bit of what he says has the potential to be here.

 

[rancher hicks]

I receive a catalog that has alot of T-shirts that say things like.

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.

Don't annoy the crazy person. (I have this one)

C student's run the world.- Harry Truman (I have this one too)

What am I , fly paper for morons?

To many freaks not enough sideshows.

Critism just one more service I offer. (I have this one)

Sarcasm just one more service I offer

If I throw a stick will you leave? (I have this one)

Who p...ed in your gene pool?

I like cats I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

Nobody suspects the short ones.

 

[rancher hicks]

Your village called their Idiot is missing.

 

[TM Chickens]

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[ChOOkens]

BYCers are just too funny.
Thanks for putting me up!

 

[TM Chickens]

This one was meant as a joke, but it's really funny out of context.
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[chickeypeep101]

one of them will Poop and another one will come up behind and want to eat it.~LauraSBale