Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Davaroo]

A man pulled into our yard one day. He got out of his car and said he had been driving along our road, when he saw a three legged chicken running by.
He laughed - then noticed the chicken was running @ 30 mph.

"Pretty fast chicken," he said, "..so I sped up. And the chicken did, too! I was now moving at 45 mph!
So I sped up again.... and that darned chicken ran on ahead of me!!!

"When I saw the crazy bird turn down your road, I followed. Now, I see you have an entire yard full of three legged chickens!
How did you get all these amazing birds!?"

"Well," I said, "We breed 'em. See it's me, my wife and my son living out here and we all like the chicken leg best. Since your reg'lar chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this here three legged variety. That way we can all eat our favorite piece, and we only have to kill one chicken."

"That's amazing!" said the man "How do they taste?"

"Well, I don't rightly know," I told him . . . . . . . . . . . . "I ain't been able to catch one"

 

[KristyHall]

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So what did he really see?

 

[elizabethbinary]

I'm guessing wallaby.

 

[Davaroo]

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So what did he really see?

Huh? Are we reading the same thing?

 

[KristyHall]

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So what did he really see?

Huh? Are we reading the same thing?

What? he said he saw a three legged chicken, so what did he see that made him think it had three legs?

 

[Davaroo]

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Huh? Are we reading the same thing?

What? he said he saw a three legged chicken, so what did he see that made him think it had three legs?

How about a third leg? In fact, it says in the second sentence that he "...saw a three legged chicken running by." And when he pulled into the yard it was full of three legged chickens!

This was a joke and, honestly, it is the first time I've ever had to explain any part of it.
I even tested it a few times today to make sure it still works - it does.

Im sorry you didn't get it... you just never know, I guess.

 

[faykokoWV]

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What? he said he saw a three legged chicken, so what did he see that made him think it had three legs?

How about a third leg? In fact, it says in the second sentence that he "...saw a three legged chicken running by." And when he pulled into the yard it was full of three legged chickens!

This was a joke and, honestly, it is the first time I've ever had to explain any part of it.
I even tested it a few times today to make sure it still works - it does.

Im sorry you didn't get it... you just never know, I guess.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only that didn't get it.. I still don't lol

 

[FireTigeris]

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How about a third leg? In fact, it says in the second sentence that he "...saw a three legged chicken running by." And when he pulled into the yard it was full of three legged chickens!

This was a joke and, honestly, it is the first time I've ever had to explain any part of it.
I even tested it a few times today to make sure it still works - it does.

Im sorry you didn't get it... you just never know, I guess.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only that didn't get it.. I still don't lol

Its like this joke's world it is possible to breed three legged chickens so somebody did but cant catch them to eat them.

 

[mame1616]

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What? he said he saw a three legged chicken, so what did he see that made him think it had three legs?

How about a third leg? In fact, it says in the second sentence that he "...saw a three legged chicken running by." And when he pulled into the yard it was full of three legged chickens!
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This was a joke and, honestly, it is the first time I've ever had to explain any part of it.
I even tested it a few times today to make sure it still works - it does.

Im sorry you didn't get it... you just never know, I guess.

I've heard that joke and understood it for years - I never thought to question it either. it's like this one:

A man starts having car trouble and pulls over to the side of the road. As he's looking under the hood, a cow leans over a nearby fence and says "I think it's your carburetor." The man freaks out and runs to the farmhouse next to the field. "That cow over there just gave me advice about my car!" he tells the farmer. The farmer looks over at the cow and says,"Bessie? Don't listen to her - she don't know nothing about engines!"

You don't question the talking cow, just like you don't question the three-legged chicken.

 

[elizabethbinary]

It came off like a true story where someone mistook something you were raising as being a 3 legged chicken when it was in fact something else.

You know, like how a lot of these stories have people mistaking ducks for chickens.

I mean, we are here talking about the stupid things people have mistaken other things for. It's only logical to assume that a first person story might be the same scenario. Jokes tend to be in 3rd or omnipotent person.