Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[wife2abirdman]

I know this isn't chickens but this was definitely funny.
When I was a teenager I took my friend and her boyfriend to see my horse, she wasn't very big on being caught and at the time was quite flighty. When I tried to catch her across the field she got spooked and ran right at my friend and her bf-who apparently was petrified as he ran screaming like a girl saying "don't eat me don't eat me!"

I love when I go to the fair where they have Lamancha goats and you hear people whispering "Why did they cut off their ears?" I do have to admit though that back before I knew about them I asked the same question! Now I lean over and tell them they were born that way!

I wonder if Araucana people get the same reaction to their hens buts or lack there of!?

 

[thaiturkey]

When I was a teenager I took my friend and her boyfriend to see my horse, she wasn't very big on being caught and at the time was quite flighty.

Girls can be like that!

 

[Flat Rock farm]

I had a girl when I lived in San Diego asked me where eggs came from and after I told her she will never eat an egg again. I asked her where she thought they came from and she said she thought they threw them up LOL

 

[oldrooster]

Pardon my ignorance too, but isn't it Puerto Rico? Perhaps there's also a 'Porto Rico'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico

Sorry for my misspelling.

 

[7 Biddies]

Sorry for my misspelling.

Don't apologize. If we had to spell check everything around here, no one would have time to post.

 

[CGinJCMO]

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Yeah but sometimes you get funny sentences when you don't spell check or choose the correct homonym of the word...just check out your facebook friends that have auto correct on their phones.

 

[JD4570]

One of my cousins went to a stockyard for the first time. After being there a short time he said "Eeewww. . . . what's that smell?" I answered "You're standing in it". You should have seen the expression on his face.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

LOL

 

[Flat Rock farm]

"So, when will she start laying eggs?"

Referring to a Holland Lop doe (rabbit) I had for sale.

 

[CGinJCMO]

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maybe he was looking for the Cadbury eggs?

CG