Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[oldrooster]

This wasn't said to me, but I over heard a couple of young boys (ages 7 or 8) talking at the farm show:

Boy #1: It's a chicken!!! It's a chicken!!!!!'

Boy #2 (feeling smart): It's not a chicken. It's a rooster!



I also had a pen that had either a cockerel or a rooster on it. I forget why, but for some reason I was stating my chicken obsession by showing one of my friends the pen saying, "See, I have a pen with a chicken on it!" Her reply, "It's not a chicken. It's a rooster."


I can't say I blame them, I made that mistake once... I asked someone if they only had chickens. She replied asking if I meant turkeys or geese. I was like, "No, do you have any roosters?" Of course I DID know that hens were the females, it's just not something I was fresh on. For example, since I am not into cattle I thought that a steer was a breed not too long ago...

Some people don't realize the difference between a Heifer (female cow and a Herford (breed of cow like angus/Jersey).

 

[CatSol]

And then we are the weird ones for knowing the difference.... I used to be the one all my cousins would pick on because I loved animals and would read a lot. But I am the one with a B.A. degree, my own house and lots of fruits trees, veggie garden, and now eggs. Who do you think they come to now?

At least we can be amused by them and share our humor with other like minded folks...

 

[herfrds]

Similar one.
My sister and her DH were driving down the road. She saw a herd of cattle and said, "Look at all the cows!" Her DH looked at her and said,"Those are not cows they are steers." She then wanted to know the difference!
Still give her flak over her "cows".

 

[silkieloverz123]

These are sooooo funny!

 

[Celie]

Once a cashier at a local store was telling me, she had a rooster that was lonely and needed a companion, so I gave her a pullet, almost ready the start laying. The next time I was in the store, I inquired about the chickens and her reply was" They are doing fine, but the hen is acting funny, and keeps sitting down, I think she is pregnant and is going to have a baby chicken!". LOL HONEST!

 

[duckluck]

Once a cashier at a local store was telling me, she had a rooster that was lonely and needed a companion, so I gave her a pullet, almost ready the start laying. The next time I was in the store, I inquired about the chickens and her reply was" They are doing fine, but the hen is acting funny, and keeps sitting down, I think she is pregnant and is going to have a baby chicken!". LOL HONEST!

Aw, geez!

 

[silkieloverz123]

lol!

 

[insanity]

What time do they let the bears out in the morning? refering to Yellowstone Nat Park ( a true wilderness)

 

[Celie]

Berry Early? or Bearly dawn ?

 

[oldrooster]

What time do they let the bears out in the morning? refering to Yellowstone Nat Park ( a true wilderness)

A new song who let the bears out?? grr grr grr grrr.... who let the bears out? grrr grrr grrr grrr....