Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[oldrooster]

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your comment reminded me of this, read about it in a philosophy class,,,, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_analogy

 

[Daddas1Punkin]

Quote: Um, yuck?! Did you know that McDonalds basically puts the chicken in a blender feathers and all! (In the nuggets) My dad read that on snopes.

So a few years back, I had over a vegan boyfriend to meet my parents. My mom was really proud that she had made an all organic, vegan meal for him.
Mom: Yes we grew all the ingredients here. It has tomatoes, onions, eggplants....
BoyFriend: It has eggplant in it?
Mom: Yes.
BF: I can't eat it.
Mom: Why?
BF: (rolling his eyes) I'm VEGAN, I don't eat eggs.
Mom: So you can't eat eggplant?
BF: No, EGGplant has EGGS in it.

She had to show him an eggplant, and I don't think he believed her.

LOL!!!!

 

[LovePolish2]

I got another one... My dad was telling a coworker about our meat chickens, and she replied with "That's mean! You should just go to the store and buy a frozen chicken like everyone else!" lol, "Where do you think they come from at the store???" "Idk, but that's mean!"

Lol

 

[LovePolish2]

So a few years back, I had over a vegan boyfriend to meet my parents. My mom was really proud that she had made an all organic, vegan meal for him.
Mom: Yes we grew all the ingredients here. It has tomatoes, onions, eggplants....
BoyFriend: It has eggplant in it?
Mom: Yes.
BF: I can't eat it.
Mom: Why?
BF: (rolling his eyes) I'm VEGAN, I don't eat eggs.
Mom: So you can't eat eggplant?
BF: No, EGGplant has EGGS in it.

She had to show him an eggplant, and I don't think he believed her.

hahaha

 

[oldrooster]

I wonder what a chicken plant looks like where the egg plant comes from and I want to see the bees that helps the rooster plants....

 

[7 Biddies]

So a few years back, I had over a vegan boyfriend to meet my parents. My mom was really proud that she had made an all organic, vegan meal for him.
Mom: Yes we grew all the ingredients here. It has tomatoes, onions, eggplants....
BoyFriend: It has eggplant in it?
Mom: Yes.
BF: I can't eat it.
Mom: Why?
BF: (rolling his eyes) I'm VEGAN, I don't eat eggs.
Mom: So you can't eat eggplant?
BF: No, EGGplant has EGGS in it.

She had to show him an eggplant, and I don't think he believed her.

Now I know why my son used to say some people were too stupid to live. The problem should resolve itself, however, with time.

I hope you didn't hang on to this boyfriend for long; I mean, what could you talk about at breakfast?

 

[7 Biddies]

your comment reminded me of this, read about it in a philosophy class,,,, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_analogy

Interesting. I didn't get that one in philosophy class.

 

[ShawnaScott]

Now I know why my son used to say some people were too stupid to live. The problem should resolve itself, however, with time.

I hope you didn't hang on to this boyfriend for long; I mean, what could you talk about at breakfast?

He didn't make it through dinner!

 

[ShawnaScott]

I realized today that as soon as my hens start laying, I will have a bunch of eggs that I couldn't possibly eat that many of....
Me: Are you going to want any fresh eggs when I get them?
MIL: (Weird look) They have babies in them.
Me: No they won't.
MIL: All eggs have babies in them.
Me: Noooooo, they don't.
MIL: If you have a rooster they do.
Me: You can eat fertilized eggs. If I get them the day the hens lay them, they won't have babies. And it takes days of a hen sitting on them for a chick to start forming.
MIL: But they still have the.....
Me: Sperm?
MIL: (Gross look) Yes.
Me: So you'll eat eggs from an ovary, but you won't eat sperm? WHICH YOU DO NORMALLY??
MIL:

I couldn't help myself! It popped out!

 

[oldrooster]

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In essence you have 2 options either accept that everything you know has been wrong, or else live the comfortable lie you've always known. like meat eggs and milk is made at stores, vegitables are from boxes not grown in soil. Or you can learn where they come from. It's like a post on another thread here someone asked about the conditions of the birds used for breeding how they are treated, compared to the slaughter house or egg laying birds. I told him I never looked into it or thought of it much but I figured they live a life about as bad as the meat/egg suppliers for the stores do, but it many here choose what many here I'm sure considers the lesser of the 2 evils, you buy egg layers from the hatcheries you imprison x many hens/roosters, but you free up how many more hens from that life by not buying those eggs from the store? He said he was going to look into local breeders. If you have the money to buy them and can find a "real" local breeder (not Sally or George whom buy oodles and gobs of chicks from the hatchery to re-sell or sell in essence chicks 1-3 generations out from the hatchery) you may be buying a true hatchery free stock.