Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Cetawin]

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hahahaha That guy has obviously never tried to run up and pet a deer has he? Or like the idiot in texas a few years back that decided to rope a deer...he got the tar beat out of him. LOL

 

[chicknsnbiskits]

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Was he humoring the girl? When I was 4 we went to D.C. and I chased the pigeons all over yelling, "Look, Mommy! EAGLES!!!" I'm not sure anyone corrected me either.

 

[jvls1942]

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My kids do know better than the "nursing" bit, but we did have just this conversation the other day. We've had chickens for several years, all raised from sub-week-old chicks, and we're getting a couple new chicks this year. My two oldest (7 and 6) decided to start CRYING about how sad it is that the mommies don't get to raise their babies.

Oh dear...

Thats different though...they probably mean that they aren't hatched by their momma and raised that way.

when they have children they will learn that raising children is not all that it is cracked up to be..

 

[jbowyer01]

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Hey now thats how my grandmother kept me and my 4 y/o cousin busy! She even bought us special shakers for when we would visit! LOL! Please forgive me I was only 4!

 

[emmalynn]

I advertised a found puppy as a Heinz 57. I was asked if the dog came with papers, told them sure as soon as I got the label off the bottle. They still didn't get it. I just saved the dog's life and said someone had already came to get it.

 

[mistylady]

I had one look at my carrots that were growing and ask "When the orange parts appear?". Thought that carrots grew ON the plants.

The dumbest had to be the one that we told them the goats poops were goat eggs (like we tell the kids to keep them from messing with them - eggs break and make a mess that mommy gets mad at) and they wanted to know how long it took to hatch them.

 

[Turtle]

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I've had this conversation a few times too. I just tell them my hens are lesbian hens and don't need a rooster.

Imp

I lost my Pepsi on that one.

 

[what was i thinking]

this is just a cute one. she is only in second grade. her hampster she got for christmas had babies.
so i said to her, "your hampster had babies!!!???!!"
she replied," yes, i didn't know they could have babies without going to the vet"....
she just got a new baby nephew and her sister had to go to the doctors to have the baby. i thought that was soo cute.

 

[Turtle]

When I was little about 4 or 5 we lived in IA on my grandmas farm. Well we went to the feed store and my mom got me some ducks that I use to swim in my pool with. One day I go out and they are all gone I guess I was crying my eyes out so my mom told me their mom came back and got them. Well we moved to UT shortly after that and I grew up on the city. I was 16 years old sitting in Biology and we are learning about wildlife and such and then realized that mommies do not come back and get babies. O did my mom have a laugh when I got home, her excuse was well it made you feel better and you stopped crying.

 

[chickenman33]

I wanted to sell eggs to a slicker when he asked IF THEY WERE ACUALL EGGS I say yes and explain why there brown. Then he says" so the store eggs are fake.

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