Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[agnes_day]

i just did a really good one! my daughter and i were driving around and i saw what looked like a horse and i said look sarah, a pony!! she replied, no mama thats a cow!
and it was!

 

[justusnak]

OK, this is my sister, who was raised in the same home I was, country, farming home. However, she is now VERY citified!
Last weekend she closed on a beautifull home in the country, in KY so DH and I went to "inspect" We were all walking through the woods...and my sister yells...LOOK, A TURKEY!! So of course, I get excited to see a wild turkey...but..when I looked...it was a cow laying down. She argued with me for a few minutes, then as we got closer..she realised I was right.

I just looked at her and said.. : sis, Turkeys have feathers....COWS DONT!

Then, we get back to the house, and her friend said... " will you teach us how to burn the sticks" ?

I was confused...so I said... " burn sticks?" She said..yeah, there is a pile of sticks out there that the previous owner left. I look out..and its a HUGE pile of BRUSH! I giggled, and said, you need 2 things..a hose and a match. To which they both repleid...just show us how, OK?

OK, I will after we get a few nice days.

 

[SportTees]

O.k. I never have understood what
pasturized is??

 

[jvls1942]

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I can explain it to you...
take your right hand and put it on your left ear.. now drag your hand across your forehead to your right ear.. Your wrist went pasteurize..

 

[FrenchHen]

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I can explain it to you...
take your right hand and put it on your left ear.. now drag your hand across your forehead to your right ear.. Your wrist went pasteurize..

No, no no. It's when you let animals eat grass...then they're pasteurized.


Google Louis Pasteur and you'll learn about pasteurization.

 

[sebright guy]

someone asked me why my hair was so black i live on a pig farm so i say. i wash it with pig poo every so once and a while and it helps alot. he gave me a blank look and walked away. i think he thought i wus crazy but beleived me.lol

 

[CritterHill]

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Aargh! I was just TODAY on a field trip to a farm with my DD's Kindergarten class and the FARMER holding an RIR say EXACTLY THAT. Ok, he said "most of the time, white eggs are laid by white chickens and brown eggs by brown chickens", but STILL! I heard my DD make a weird strangled sound when he said it. We have a rainbow of polish hens who lay white eggs. Rrrr...

I bit my tongue and kept my mouth closed. But you BET when I come in with the chickens for show and tell next week I am going to let the kids know that these hens lay white eggs!

 

[crait]

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That's not good to share.
Do you belong on this site?

Just kidding!
Haha!

 

[mamaKate]

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My DS was almost 5 when his siser was born and he asked the same question.

 

[Littlecimarron18]

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I can explain it to you...
take your right hand and put it on your left ear.. now drag your hand across your forehead to your right ear.. Your wrist went pasteurize..

hahaha im gonna share that with my FFA class, i bet half of them dont get it.