Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[GatsbysGirl]

My mother is from Chicago. We moved to the country when I was about 10. I was going to look at a horse at a friends house outside of the small town we lived in when I was about 14. Someone was going to drop me off. It was maybe a mile or 2 outside of town. She asked me how I was going to get home. I told her that I would just walk home through the waterways. She says to me in all seriousness "But what if you drown".

 

[CluckGirl]

Ok I was milking my goat at fair and this lady and I guess her 18-20 something son walks by her sons stops, remember I'm milking my goat. and he asks is that a girl or a boy? and I'm like can you milk a boy? LOL

 

[oldrooster]

Ok I was milking my goat at fair and this lady and I guess her 18-20 something son walks by her sons stops, remember I'm milking my goat. and he asks is that a girl or a boy? and I'm like can you milk a boy? LOL

You should have told him just as soon as he grew something to milk from you'd start with him....

 

[Kristin Brown]

That is a good story about your goat experiences! It astonishes me how little people know about agriculture and livestock. I had some kids ask me why I would put eggs in the chicken coop. They were horrified when I told them eggs come from chickens. Parents need to teach their children a broader view of life of what's beyond the typical suburbs.

 

[CluckGirl]

Yes indeed.

 

[gmendoza]

You should have told him just as soon as he grew something to milk from you'd start with him....

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! This is too funny!!!

From "City Slickers"

glenn:I thought I could help with the chores around here so I went to go help milking.There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.

mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his ....

or South Parks version with cartman "milking" kennys dog.

too funny.

what are these type of city folks on? something in the water? does anyone know???

 

[oldrooster]

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! This is too funny!!!

From "City Slickers"

glenn:I thought I could help with the chores around here so I went to go help milking.There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.

mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his ....

or South Parks version with cartman "milking" kennys dog.

too funny.

what are these type of city folks on? something in the water? does anyone know???

Actually I have family in Wyoming and they have "milked" bulls from the 60's forward to artificially inseminate the cows so they could breed and have accurate records of what genetic line the offspring where and not having to segregate the cows all they had to put the bulls and steers in a separate pasture from the cows.

 

[gmendoza]

Actually I have family in Wyoming and they have "milked" bulls from the 60's forward to artificially inseminate the cows so they could breed and have accurate records of what genetic line the offspring where and not having to segregate the cows all they had to put the bulls and steers in a separate pasture from the cows.

oh yeah, I know that. My Great Grandfather used to do that to his bulls for his cows.

But to tell a city slicker to go milk that cow,and its a bull, would be too funny!!!

 

[red golden]

I just stumbled on this thread and i am lmao. I had to grown men i work with tell me no no you have to have a rooster for a hen to lay eggs. These guys live in the country but i think they need to get outside more lol. I deer hunt and i talk to alot of people because of my job ( underground power lines ) and was talking about hunting dear and had someone ask me what do you do with them after you catch em i said put them in some vegetable oil lol.

 

[chickenboy1400]

someone accused me of animal abuse when they saw my necked necks. they thought i pulled all the feathers out.

then a lady asked me how long it toke me to do my silkies hair, and later asked why i painted the sides of their heads blue......