Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[horsejody]

OK, this didn't happen to me, but it happened to somebody on another board. A lady wanted to get a few chickens so she went and got some from the lady who posted on the other board. She got a hen and a rooster. Some time later the lady brought the hen back and claimed something was wrong with the hen and she was sold an abnormal animal. The hen laid a few eggs and she went broody. The eggs hatched, and the chicks died. The ding bat claimed that the chicks died because the hen had no milk.

 

[Mandalina]

what a tard lmao!

 

[CoopCrazy]

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[thewarriorchild]

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Eggplants, of course!

http://z.about.com/d/gardening/1/7/k/P/Eggplant_EasterEggPlant_ParkSeed.jpg

I am going to grow some of those I swear it....right near the coop!

ROFL that is just evil, can you put a video camera there??

 

[texaschick-a-dee]

Just yesterday DH and DS and myself went by a feed store that usually has cheap cheepers every year. Well they had bunches and we decide to get some. This guy pulls up as we're picking them out and says "how many are y'all getting?", "20", "you know that they grow up don't you". I wanted to

!! Instead I said "I sure hope so since we already have 50 at home" Left him with his mouth hanging wide open LOL

 

[Cetawin]

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Holy cow unbelievable. Some people scare me. LOL

 

[Cetawin]

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I am going to grow some of those I swear it....right near the coop!

ROFL that is just evil, can you put a video camera there??

You betcha I will. hahahaha

 

[SpringChickens]

My husband has a large scar across his stomach from an intestinal surgery he had as an infant. People are constantly asking him about it, so he has a few far out stories that he tells. This is the most common one.

One of the stories is that his mom got stabbed in the stomach by a bayonette in Vietnam during the war, and he was born with the scar

So many things wrong with this!
- He was born in 1980
- What was a pregnant woman doing fighting in the war?
- And the fetus wasn't aborted?

The worst part is that ~75% of the people he tells this story to believe him!!

 

[horsejody]

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I'll bet your husband had pyloric stenosis. My son had it too, and has the lovely scar to show for it.

 

[hippie]

"i only eat pasteurized eggs."