Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Jeeper1540]

Ive been reading this, thinking if i ever had a moment like this. didnt find anything in my brain. just now i was refilling my ducks pool and remembered one!

My friend isnt a City Slicker, in fact he has had chickens longer than i have, and i told him that my chickens found their first mouse. Somehow the story led to him saying "ewww, my chickens dont eat mice."
He has caught mice in his coop with mouse traps before so i know he have them. I told him that if they can catch it all chickens will eat mice, but he wouldnt budge and said his chickens DO NOT eat mice. he also said that it is disgusting eating eggs from chickens that eat mice.

 

[kezabel]

Ondra's Seramas :

I once was checking a chicken for mites by flipping it over on its back at the fair. A woman said to her daughter"Oh look, she is rocking it to sleep"

lol that is funny ...nighty night chicky wicky​

 

[Jeeper1540]

Quote:
I cannot believe that

 

[herfrds]

Sillychicken it must be a ranchers favorite past time when preg testing the cows. Get some new guy in there and run a steer or bull in.

chick farmer you were lucky. there have been 4 llamas shot in our state. The hunters thought they were deer or elk. the really crazy part is they took a couple of them to the game processing places. The other 2 were caught at the game check.

A couple years ago I put a couple of my birds in our fair just to have some birds there. Well these 2 girls came walking up to me with a single egg. They wanted to know if they could hatch it out. told them if it was fertilized by a rooster it would have a chance at hatching. They had several questions, but I could tell they weren't really interested in hatching it. Especially since the one girl kept rolling the egg around. Finally told them to take it home and have it for breakfast. They looked at me like I was crazy.

 

[sunnychooks]

I had two "You mean you don't need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs???" discussions this week.

Sometimes I try to explain about egg shell colors to my customers and (against my better judgement) tell them that, with a few exceptions, chickens with red earlobes lay brown eggs and chickens with white earlobes lay white eggs. The response is usually the same:

CHICKENS HAVE EARLOBES???!!!

 

[sdhawk]

"Milk comes from the store"

 

[PineappleMama]

Son came in today to tell me that the chickens *waggles hands around jawline* are getting bigger and redder.

"Wattles?"

"Yeah those."

So, I think we're coming along... especially since DH, and our kids are born and raised city... didn't even have a relative with chickens... naw, not bad at all.

 

[arabianequine]

I am sure there is more than I can remember right off hand but one that comes to mind is they were so surprised we has poo/hay on our shoes like ewwww just gross like the guy can't get his hands dirty....he probably wears gloves when working so he does not get his hands dirty now that is hard labor.

 

[Jeeper1540]

lol i love reading the ones where people want eggs from the store, not eggs from a chickens butt

 

[PineappleMama]

Anyone read A Painted House, Grisham, Chapter 18 when Jimmy Dale brings his City Girl Wife to the farm?

That one had me ROLLING, but if I posted it here... what with the bleeps, I don't think it'd be as funny.

But seeing that post about snakes made me remember it... anyone who has a copy, that chapter (whole book really) is worth a reread.