Funniest/worst chicken story! Post stories of what happened to your chickens!

Farming Frenzy

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This thread is for anyone to post pics and stories about funny things that your chickens have done.
You can write any type of scenario, as long as its about chickens.It an be real, or made-up.
No silly comments
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I only got my first chickens yesterday so they they havent done any funny things ....yet.
Yesterday i went to a farm with my sister ,the plan was that i would get the black rock chicken and my sister would get the warren but the man there handed the warren to me and a black rock to my sister , as soon as my sister held the chicken it dribbled on her
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she loved it from that moment and claimed a bond had been made sealed with chicken saliva lol so she kept the black rock I kept the warren.
 
haha i dont think you want to , little penny likes to dribble on people all the time lol and poop on people , i think its her hobby
 
I went out to check on my chickens one day, all full grown Easter Eggers and a rooster and they were all making their alarm sound! I grabbed my gun, ready to fight off what was terrorizing them and they were all on top of the coop hiding behind my owl statue. I saw nothing in the yard and they were still freaking out! I walked closed to the coop and a little tiny bunny hopped away. They all got down and ran over to me like I just fought off a bear! I get why they call them "chickens" haha!
 
This morning I let the girls out to forage and suri jumped on top of the coop and started scratching around lol!
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She must've thought she'd find the jackpot up there!
 
Every night at bedtime my barred rock, that my husband has so creatively named The Rock, will peck on our back glass door. She is my most sassy and classy lady. I suppose she feels the coop is no place for a hen of her status because there is no other real explanation for her odd behavior. You open the door to let her in and she marches past the kitchen, through the dining room, under the coffee table in the living room, and into my bedroom where she hops on my bed and tries to get under my covers. EVERY NIGHT. I have to pick her up and tell that silly chicken that a bed is no place for a feathered booty. Out to the coop missy. She sure does complain. The whole way back outside she doesn't stop zebra clucking. She has quite the cluck. :)
 
Every night at bedtime my barred rock, that my husband has so creatively named The Rock, will peck on our back glass door. She is my most sassy and classy lady. I suppose she feels the coop is no place for a hen of her status because there is no other real explanation for her odd behavior. You open the door to let her in and she marches past the kitchen, through the dining room, under the coffee table in the living room, and into my bedroom where she hops on my bed and tries to get under my covers. EVERY NIGHT. I have to pick her up and tell that silly chicken that a bed is no place for a feathered booty. Out to the coop missy. She sure does complain. The whole way back outside she doesn't stop zebra clucking. She has quite the cluck. :)
 
Oops.
I was gonna reply to the quote...
She knows where the most comfortable nest is. Funny story.
 
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