Funny and cute sayings. Please add to it!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Andi, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. Andi

    Andi Chillin' With My Peeps

    Here's a few to get us going.

    * Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
    * I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
    * I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
     
  2. teach1rusl

    teach1rusl Love My Chickens

    Okay...I'll add these:

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.
    Anywhere is walking distance, if youÂ’ve got the time...
     
  3. hen-thusiast

    hen-thusiast Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 8, 2009
    Utah
    how about....

    somedays I wake up grumpy, other days I let him sleep in
     
  4. gumpsgirl

    gumpsgirl Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    This is my all time favorite:

    Cleaning the house while children are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing...

    How true that is! [​IMG]
     
  5. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Always be yourself because the people that matter, don't mind. And the ones that do mind don't matter.
     
  6. hen-thusiast

    hen-thusiast Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 8, 2009
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    Quote:I like that one Mahonri. That's what I've been trying at work, but didn't have a way to say it. [​IMG]
     
  7. Andi

    Andi Chillin' With My Peeps

    Those are great!
     
  8. TheGoldenRoo

    TheGoldenRoo A Crazy and Fun Chicken

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    Quote:LOL Yup I'm sure it is! [​IMG]
     
  9. Whispering Winds

    Whispering Winds Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:LOL Yup I'm sure it is! [​IMG]

    I had a sign for years in my kitchen that said "raising children is like being pecked to death by a chicken!"
     
  10. jojo54

    jojo54 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 24, 2009
    BC Canada
    I have a number of fridge magnets with sayings. Some sexist but worth a smile even though we know they are not all true and need to be taken with a grain of salt.

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