funny chicken names!

[ruffledfeathers1234]

we have four chickens. three hens and one rooster. we are trying to find funny and unique names for them!

 

[a4e82bad]

duck dog cat and cow.

Now that is funny

 

[HCFarms96]

Guess, What, Who, and Where. Imagine the conversations when people ask you what the names are...

"What's that hen's name?"
"Guess."
"Um, Cluckie?"

"What's that hen's name?"
"What."
"What's that hen's name?"

"What's that hen's name?"
"Who."
"That one."

"What's that rooster's name?"
"Where."
"Over there."

 

[Baymule]

Colors? Breeds? Personalities? Any hints?

OK, how about Hammerman for the rooster, Jeepgirl, Moneyhoney, Puddy Tat, and Jitterbug for the hens?

 

[HCFarms96]

Colors? Breeds? Personalities? Any hints?

OK, how about Hammerman for the rooster, Jeepgirl, Moneyhoney, Puddy Tat, and Jitterbug for the hens?

"I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I did, I did! I did see a Puddy Tat!"

 

[Henny peeny]

mrs/miss/Mr. fluffy bottom

Rhayden

 

[Nitrous]

I had:
Honky (white bantam)
Homie (black bantam)
Nostril (RIR)
Eyebrow (RIR) and
Henrietta (RIR named after a chicken-shaped door stop, from my childhood)

 

[All-American-Chick]

we have a turkin our son named.he does nothing but clean up his room in moderation.

it is a hen
Sir Fredrick Chickendale the First
she hatched an egg-can you guess her name?


Sir Fredrick Chickendale the Second

He bought that chick with his own money cause he knew I thought they where the ugliest creatures around.
But now we have 8 little babies in the brooder right now cause they grow on you.

 

[aoxa]

I've named my favourite mutt (my only one ) McDonalds. Seems to be a hit all around on the name front. However, I think McDonalds resents my name choice.

 

[Qurus]

I told a buddy that I plan to start a new flock of cornish X. I would name them dinner, dinner, dinner, and dinner... He called me George Foreman.