funny chicken signs

[sydney13]

im gonna make some signs around the chicken coop that say funny little sayings about chickens. Got any ideas about what to say on them?

 

[havi]

I dont remember the exact wording, but one I saw once before said 'The rooster crows, but its the hen that lays the egg.'

 

[LindseyM12]

Yeah! My Grandma gave me a pillow and it has a picture of a rooster and a hen and it says: The rooster my crow but the hen delivers the goods. LOL

 

[Miss Sebright]

Beware of hungry hens!
Caution: those who bring food feed hens at own risk

lol I like scareing people.

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Chickens hatch to realize life is not all it's cracked up to be.

Eggs are pretty sitting next to bacon.

 

[bisonbaby1995]

he may rule the roost but i rule the rooster

 

[Telamon]

try this: Please scare the chickens so I can call the cops on you!

 

[DarcyRN]

CAUTION: Area patrolled by crazy chicken lady

 

[Chici]

That sign would fit me perfectly!

 

[HenMom8522]

This is the best chicken sign I have seen. I found it in a gift store in Colorado.