Funny Classified ads

[hazelton farms]

Posted on another forum, but just had to share the humor!


These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.


Stacy

 

[knippk]

lol.........thanks i needed a laugh!!!!

 

[hazelton farms]

No problem Knipp!

Stacy

 

[NaturalChick]

Me too, these were great! Thanks

 

[hazelton farms]

LOL.. No problem!

Stacy

 

[WillsMama93]

Quote:

This sounds like my Beaudreaux.. he is 1/2 snauzer and 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog who can mate through a chain link fence!!

 

[farmgirlie1031]

That's my dog
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

except the super dog tore the gate of the hinges by going under it somehow when the gate was just centimeters from the ground.

 

[Wildsky]

 

[ginasmarans]

those are good ones

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

thanks for the laugh