Funny Craigslist Ads

[1lpoock]

Have you ever seen any funny ads, ironic titles, etc.

Share them!

I just saw an ad for an incubator titled "Incubator for sale (will not last long) - $200"

haha makes it sound like its a crappy one!

 

[Dingleberry]

 

[Laurajean]

I didn't see this one, but I think I heard about it on TV. I think one of the late night talk shows read it. It would be funnier if I could repeat it verbatim, but it was something like:

"Wanted: a person to sit on my lap. This is not a joke. I have a bad back and it relieves my pain if someone sits on my lap. I will pay you hourly and provide meals. Serious inquiries only."

I couldn't help wondering which was creepier, the person who wants to pay a stranger to sit on their lap all day, or the person who would answer the ad and who would want to sit on a strangers' lap all day?!?!

 

[tls_ranch]

You mean like this one:


http://chico.craigslist.org/grd/1762390867.html



Golden Apples - $200

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Date: 2010-05-27, 10:30AM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Bona-fide golden apples from a tree imported from Greece. Immortality guaranteed upon consumption of entire apple. $200/ea or $1500/lb

 

[buffbuttercup]

 

[damarisgw]

palomino stud - $800
Date: 2010-05-27, 12:06PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

He is green Brook we used him for breeding . A golden palomino whit white mane and tile call ask for Robert 830-538-4393




These people REALLLY need to learn how to spell

The horse come whit white mane and tile ?
And is green Brook ? Who is Brook ?

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/grd/1762342558.html

 

[1lpoock]

Haha it's a shame that some people can't spell common words...at least they tried to sound it out!

 

[buffbuttercup]

thank goodness for phonetics!