Funny Craigslist Ads

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by 1lpoock, May 27, 2010.

  1. 1lpoock

    1lpoock Spruce Creek Waterfowl

    Apr 20, 2009
    Sandusky, Ohio
    Have you ever seen any funny ads, ironic titles, etc.

    Share them!

    I just saw an ad for an incubator titled "Incubator for sale (will not last long) - $200"

    haha makes it sound like its a crappy one!
     
  2. Dingleberry

    Dingleberry Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
    New Hampshire
    I didn't see this one, but I think I heard about it on TV. I think one of the late night talk shows read it. It would be funnier if I could repeat it verbatim, but it was something like:

    "Wanted: a person to sit on my lap. This is not a joke. I have a bad back and it relieves my pain if someone sits on my lap. I will pay you hourly and provide meals. Serious inquiries only."


    I couldn't help wondering which was creepier, the person who wants to pay a stranger to sit on their lap all day, or the person who would answer the ad and who would want to sit on a strangers' lap all day?!?! [​IMG]
     
  4. tls_ranch

    tls_ranch Stares at Chickens

    You mean like this one:


    http://chico.craigslist.org/grd/1762390867.html



    Golden Apples - $200

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    Date: 2010-05-27, 10:30AM PDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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    Bona-fide golden apples from a tree imported from Greece. Immortality guaranteed upon consumption of entire apple. $200/ea or $1500/lb
     
  5. buffbuttercup

    buffbuttercup Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. damarisgw

    damarisgw Chillin' With My Peeps

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    palomino stud - $800
    Date: 2010-05-27, 12:06PM CDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

    He is green Brook we used him for breeding . A golden palomino whit white mane and tile call ask for Robert 830-538-4393




    These people REALLLY need to learn how to spell [​IMG]

    The horse come whit white mane and tile ?
    And is green Brook ? Who is Brook ?

    http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/grd/1762342558.html
     
  7. 1lpoock

    1lpoock Spruce Creek Waterfowl

    Apr 20, 2009
    Sandusky, Ohio
    Haha it's a shame that some people can't spell common words...at least they tried to sound it out! [​IMG]
     
  8. buffbuttercup

    buffbuttercup Chillin' With My Peeps

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    thank goodness for phonetics!
     

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