Funny Expresions?

[OutInTheStiks]

sugar, honey iced tea serves a substitute for sh** when needed.

 

[HorseFeathers]

I say "K-K" instead of "OK" a lot... and when I step off the bus I say "hi-hi" to my friends...
I say "wicked" as a verb... "wicked cool" or "wicked!"
"Confuzzled" instead of "confused"
Um... that's all I can think of right now...

 

[charmed one]

Ever since I saw Demolition man, I ask "What's your boggle?"

 

[Javamama]

Buttload. Used in a sentence - I just picked a buttload of tomatoes.

 

[KDbeads]

This thread is just too funny!!

Few bricks shy of a load
few rungs short of a ladder
His elevator doesn't hit the penthouse
Grinning like a possum eatin' persimmon
Holy bat flaps grandma (or insert name here)
Colder than a witches teet
Hotter than an egg frying on asphalt

 

[KDbeads]

Forgot one...
I bet that pickled your gizzard

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

Quote:
OMGosh! LOL I am going to have to use this one!

 

[HorseFeathers]

Oh, here's one that my dad uses a lot:
"Bob's your uncle!"
Like: "There ya go, Bob's your uncle."
Sort of like saying "tah-dah" or "that's a fact", depending on how you use it.

 

[Chicken Rustler]

"uglier than a mud fence"

shakin like a dog tryin to s*** a peach pit.

And when somebody asks me how I'm doooin " Yust finer en frogs fuzz split three ways wit a broad axe."

and for the silly questions..... cow should I know dog ask me bear ask ole Mikey!!!!

Now if ya say them last 2 real fast ya will be amazed wiff the reactions ya get.

ETA some may have been slightly modified to keep them PC.