So I went to tell the neighbors that the geese they had heard about were arriving soon, just to give them a heads up about the crazy lady out in the yard talking to small fuzzy things. So as I progressed a few asked a few questions about noise and smell, I told them I had chosen a relatively quiet goose but each animal was an individual so there was a chance of noise (my neighbor who bakes was just fine the second she heard about them). As for smell I calmly said they had butts and they would poop, but I am only getting a trio so it should not be so bad (hopefully!!!). Well everyone was ok with it until I mentioned that I planned on breeding the geese next year. Then I got the 0-0 stare from one of my neighbors with small kids, and closed her screen and stepped on to the porch with me and looked me dead in the eyes and whispered in the most sincere voice I have ever heard They will be having sex, you know SEX, in your back YARD?!?! I wanted to die laughing right there, but told her yes, but nothing important would be seen to the best of my knowledge. She gave me a funny look and went back in, I then walked back to my yard and laughed until I cried...and then laughed some more.
Just wanted to share.
Just wanted to share.
