funny things "crossbred" dogs are called...

[taraann81]

After looking at pics on another thread of a "Jack shiht" I thought of some of the funny names people cal these cross bred dogs.

My very favorite is a theoretical cross between a pointer and a setter... It would be called a pointsetter... a traditional christmas pet

Their are also shiht poos, bull shihts and I'd love to hear any other funny ones people have.

 

[paddock36]

I thing that amazes me about this is when I was a kid these mixed breeds would be called "mutts" and given away for free. Now they call them "designer breeds" and charge an arm and leg for them.

 

[taraann81]

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Yes I agree.

 

[schellie69]

chiwhinie(sp) (chihuhua, doxie mix) cockerpoo (cocker spaniel and poodle) its crazy I was told my chi/doxie mix could sell for $2000 in CA because designer dogs are the new craze. I don't understand people. I have some pure breeds that are rescues and mutts that are rescuers and I love my mutts.

 

[taraann81]

If Some Dog Breeds Were Combined...

Spitz + Chow Chow
SPITZ-CHOW, A dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet

Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
SAMWICH, very handy, tasty breed.

Pekingese + Dachshund
PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.

Poodle + Great Pyrenees
POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.

Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.

Airedale + Spaniel
AIREL, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
PEEKASSO, an abstract dog

Keeshound + Setter
KEESTER, you can't get this dog off its duff.

Chihuahua + Whippet
CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

Boxer + German Shorthaired
BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.

Basenji + Schipperke
BASERKE, a dog that's mad most of the time.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
MOOT POINT owned by.... Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Lhasa Apso
COLLAPSO, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Collie + Malamute
COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
COCKROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + nonsense
onsense, a gregarious but unreliable breed

 

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i got a new lab
newfoundland x black lab

 

[paddock36]

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I have a dog of the same mix (and a little chow in there too) He is 120lbs.

taraann81 You are too funny. Did you figure out all those on your own. You should have a kennel with those breeds. You can charge extra just for some of the names you came up with.

 

[taraann81]

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I have a dog of the same mix (and a little chow in there too) He is 120lbs.

taraann81 You are too funny. Did you figure out all those on your own. You should have a kennel with those breeds. You can charge extra just for some of the names you came up with.

No unfortunately I can not take credit for them. I think the members of Mensa came up with those. I love them and they always make me giggle, so thought I'd share.

 

[dadsdeercamp]

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I have a dog of the same mix (and a little chow in there too) He is 120lbs.

taraann81 You are too funny. Did you figure out all those on your own. You should have a kennel with those breeds. You can charge extra just for some of the names you came up with.

my little guy goes a little under 150 lbs

 

[Peaches Lee]

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That is great!!