Funny things kids Say!

[Kikiriki]

My mother driving with my then five year old son and she braked hard (typical for her). My son says in a chiding tone, " Nanny, be careful with my body!"

 

[Daddas1Punkin]

My mother driving with my then five year old son and she braked hard (typical for her). My son says in a chiding tone, " Nanny, be careful with my body!"

LOL!

 

[Glenmar]

My mother was coloring Easter eggs with my nieces. It was their first time. The oldest is 3 and a half. After they were done, the oldest one sayes,

"Grandma, can I have an Easter egg?"
My mother says, "Sure, do you like eggs?"
Niece shakes her head yes.
Mom peels an egg and gives it to her.
Niece looks at my mother and says, "Where's the chocolate?"

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

These are all so funny!

 

[Parrmom]

These are all too cute!


The other day my 2.5 year old smacked my butt and I told him to stop ! He looks right at me all serious and goes: Why, the butt is fat!!! LOL

 

[Momagain1]

ok I have a couple of which just happened in the last couple days:

Tuesday; the girls went to school for 10 min for report cards (HATE THAT grr) anyway; Elayna who is a VERY studious student, got all A+'s except one A-...I jokingly said to her "Well, I cannot believe you got an A-, I guess you'll have to repeat THAT grade...she looked at me with a quizzical look and said "WHAT? You cant POSSIBLY flunk with an A- mom, Guess you need to go back to school to learn that one huh?"

Sigh...
but todays was even better....

The power company took down the power line to our house & our house only today. The slumlord landlord for the neighbors property next door FINALLY was having this HUGE rotten tree taken down...so today we were without power for about 5-6 hours...

When it first went off, I told my girls (6&8) "Girls, please do NOT get into the refrigerators or freezers. We need to keep the doors closed so they stay as cool as possible"

Then they said ok, walked away..overheard my 8 yr old say to my 6 yr old..
"Lydia, you dont understand, no food, no water..we could DIE from this!!!"


LOL...

 

[debilorrah]

Robert graduated from pre-school today and told the audience "I love Mrs. Ford, Ronnie, my Sara and crayons."