My lovely bride thought up this cute way to sell our eggs on facebook. I thought I would give you all a good tickle.
Ladies annnnnnddddd gentlemen...step on up, yes, step right on up here to the front of the crowd....tall ones, make room for our shorter friends...have I got something wonderful to show you all...pay close attention to what I hold in my hand...this thing of beauty and awe is what is called a cackleberry... I know,I know, you may have heard them called "eggs" by them there city folk...but these are actually gen-u-ine grade A, first rate,top self,cack-le-berries!!! These are the most encredible,edible,versatile food product you have ever seen!! They can be fried,scrambled,boiled, sliced,diced,poached,baked, put on a salad, made into a salad...and even though we are in the very buckle of the Bible belt...they can even be...*gasp*...deviled!!! Folks...these cackleberries are preservative free,fragrance free, gluten free,sugar free,hormone free, and best of all...Walmart-free!!They themselves, however, are not free. But if you buy a dozen, right now, before I close up this wagon....I will throw in a super handy-dandy, rugged hard sided carrying case for each individual cackleberry That's right! For no additional charge! I also have, for a slightly higher fee, gobble beans!! Yes, you heard right! I have a connection to a supplier of fresh tasty, hard to find Gobble Beans!! I'll even make the same sweet deal on the self containment units!! Yes indeed folks! I am letting these little nuggets of wholesome goodness go for a low,low price.....get in touch with me soon so I can secure a parcel of cackleberries or Gobble Beans just for you!!!
Ladies annnnnnddddd gentlemen...step on up, yes, step right on up here to the front of the crowd....tall ones, make room for our shorter friends...have I got something wonderful to show you all...pay close attention to what I hold in my hand...this thing of beauty and awe is what is called a cackleberry... I know,I know, you may have heard them called "eggs" by them there city folk...but these are actually gen-u-ine grade A, first rate,top self,cack-le-berries!!! These are the most encredible,edible,versatile food product you have ever seen!! They can be fried,scrambled,boiled, sliced,diced,poached,baked, put on a salad, made into a salad...and even though we are in the very buckle of the Bible belt...they can even be...*gasp*...deviled!!! Folks...these cackleberries are preservative free,fragrance free, gluten free,sugar free,hormone free, and best of all...Walmart-free!!They themselves, however, are not free. But if you buy a dozen, right now, before I close up this wagon....I will throw in a super handy-dandy, rugged hard sided carrying case for each individual cackleberry That's right! For no additional charge! I also have, for a slightly higher fee, gobble beans!! Yes, you heard right! I have a connection to a supplier of fresh tasty, hard to find Gobble Beans!! I'll even make the same sweet deal on the self containment units!! Yes indeed folks! I am letting these little nuggets of wholesome goodness go for a low,low price.....get in touch with me soon so I can secure a parcel of cackleberries or Gobble Beans just for you!!!
