Getting the flock out of here - a diary of a crazy chicken man

Discussion in 'Incubating & Hatching Eggs' started by ozexpat, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. piglett

    piglett Songster

    Feb 22, 2012
    you will replace the tree or the dog ? [​IMG]

  2. piglett

    piglett Songster

    Feb 22, 2012

    happy birthday OZ
    may you have many more
  3. perchie.girl

    perchie.girl Desert Dweller Premium Member

    LOL Chow hound Labs..... I caught my Aussie mix Trying to get the KFC box out the doggy door..... She got it through just as I hollered and she dropped it..... "But.... Maa.... I was taking it outside like a good doggie...." There were only two pieces left in there.... she had to have gotten ON the table to get it down without spilling it.....

    I try to keep temptation to a minimum if I can.... LOL.

  4. Phage

    Phage Mad Scientist

    Aug 1, 2009
    San Diego, CA
    HBD OZ
  5. Lillahimed

    Lillahimed Chirping

    Aug 14, 2013
    He can have the puppy she sh*t on my bed [​IMG]
  6. Bens-Hens

    Bens-Hens Songster

    Happy Birthday mate, I know you are alone, but there are plenty of people thinking of you.

    Next years will be a hoot for sure.
  7. ozexpat

    ozexpat CocoBeach Farm

    Mrs Oz knows how to make sure I dont feel alone. She took the kids to the zoo today and she has been sending me update pics every few minutes.

    Tonight I will go to a restaurant and have dinner. Mrs oz and the kids will go to the same chain resto in Manila for their lunch and we will turn on Skype and have a meal together.

    I know I have a lot of great friends I have met through BYC and thank you all.
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  8. Sweetpea3829

    Sweetpea3829 Songster

    Jun 1, 2013
    Hah, the tree. Jonah was just a puppy...and hubby took that tree and gave the dog a good spanking on the rear end with it. I don't think he'll bother my fruit trees again.

    However...he is the dumbest dog I've ever seen. Hubby was ripping out briar bushes...with these extra long, extra sharp pricks on them. He threw them in the tall grass and the dumb dog ran in and grabbed hold of one. Lacerated his tongue. Hubby took it from him and threw it back in the grass. Well obviously this was a game to Jonah because he ran back in and grabbed hold of it and lacerated his tongue again.

    He lacerated his tongue THREE times before we tied him up to the picnic table and burned the briars, lol. He nearly needed stitches, his tongue was ripped up so badly.

    He's dumb, but he's a good boy. Love him.



    Ignore the pile of laundry, we were getting ready for laundry day, lol. Sam is on the left and Jonah is on the right.

    Jonah, closely watching one of our chicks. Pretty sure he would have eaten one, if given the chance.

  9. piglett

    piglett Songster

    Feb 22, 2012
    everyone is going to Jolly Bee [​IMG]
  10. Tomtommom

    Tomtommom Songster

    Jan 14, 2013
    Montevallo, AL
    I just squeeze 'em a little. If they're soft and smell yummy, I eat 'em [​IMG] They're pretty hard to eat with all those seeds.

    Happy birthday, Oz! We'll be thinking of you. I know what it's like to be thousands of miles from family.

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