Good Ole Boy's Of "KANSAS"

[OzawkieBantams]

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Its all in the wrist

Ok Ok I will bite. Here I am in pain, just lost my favorite chicken and you give me a "Mr. shrirlock!" So is the wrist action; in the choking of the duck or the stuffing of the duck??? Dude we need to have a funeral here, don’t make me wait.

For those of you not from cool sites this is babbonery at its best. !!!

OMG.................. My side hurts........

Saturday looks like a great day for Foxies Funeral Lets say 11am.

Would you like for me to bring some Chicken

 

[mikeksfarmer]

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Ok Ok I will bite. Here I am in pain, just lost my favorite chicken and you give me a "Mr. shrirlock!" So is the wrist action; in the choking of the duck or the stuffing of the duck??? Dude we need to have a funeral here, don’t make me wait.

For those of you not from cool sites this is babbonery at its best. !!!

OMG.................. My side hurts........

Saturday looks like a great day for Foxies Funeral Lets say 11am.

Would you like for me to bring some Chicken

Well I had her in a Box on the table. I put some flowers in there. I tied some pink ribbons in her feathers; doubt she would have liked them in life. I put a sliced cucumber in there (one of her favorite foods in life). But last night the box started leaking through and smell, had a swarm of flies at the window. So closed up the box and put her in a cooler and on the deck. Dag nabit if this morning I didnt go out to find 3 screeming turkey vultures fighting over the last of my poor girl. I was so angry ran out there and chased them off. With one I was kicking at it bit me; big gouge in my arm now. Not much left of Foxy so will just have to skip the stuffed duck funeral dinner. swept up the remains and tossed em on the bon fire. Now I am flash burned from the gasoline. Cant tell if I smell burnt feathers or hair.

Just one chicken lovers red neck story.

 

[callducklover20]

Sorry Mike

 

[mikeksfarmer]

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Wow thank you just want to be sure you understand what I wrote. She was a great friend in life and contributed eggs to many people in need. But that was in life. When she died I burried her right away. In the garden where I will often think of her as I garden. The follow up story was a pun on my bad sence of funny. Thank you thank you your have touched my heart. I value my birds greatly in life; but after death they feel no pain. In my jaded sence of things I feel a little baboonary is always best served with adult beverages.
Your the best Michelle.

 

[callducklover20]

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Wow thank you just want to be sure you understand what I wrote. She was a great friend in life and contributed eggs to many people in need. But that was in life. When she died I burried her right away. In the garden where I will often think of her as I garden. The follow up story was a pun on my bad sence of funny. Thank you thank you your have touched my heart. I value my birds greatly in life; but after death they feel no pain. In my jaded sence of things I feel a little baboonary is always best served with adult beverages.
Your the best Michelle.

I was gonna say-what a horrible story, I would of needed several adult beverages after that-I just had to treat my neighbor last year since he put too much gas on the fire pit while too drunk and a giant flash rocked both our houses lol, he hasnt lit a fire since for some reason

 

[callducklover20]

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Wow thank you just want to be sure you understand what I wrote. She was a great friend in life and contributed eggs to many people in need. But that was in life. When she died I burried her right away. In the garden where I will often think of her as I garden. The follow up story was a pun on my bad sence of funny. Thank you thank you your have touched my heart. I value my birds greatly in life; but after death they feel no pain. In my jaded sence of things I feel a little baboonary is always best served with adult beverages.
Your the best Michelle.

I was gonna say-what a horrible story, I would of needed several adult beverages after that-I just had to treat my neighbor last year since he put too much gas on the fire pit while too drunk and a giant flash rocked both our houses lol, he hasnt lit a fire since for some reason

still sad for Foxy though-never thought I would love a chicken in my life until my Charlie Serama Roo, then he passed and I was sad

 

[mikeksfarmer]

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I was gonna say-what a horrible story, I would of needed several adult beverages after that-I just had to treat my neighbor last year since he put too much gas on the fire pit while too drunk and a giant flash rocked both our houses lol, he hasnt lit a fire since for some reason

still sad for Foxy though-never thought I would love a chicken in my life until my Charlie Serama Roo, then he passed and I was sad

See even the best of the chicken people know the sole of a chicken. Part of the pun story was based on a current event; a friend started a bon fire with gas ended up in the emergancy room. Still in my heart and my sole I write a poem for the "Foxy" that will never talk to me again. She will at least be missed by me and her sister "black chick". Few will note that there are no more long skinny eggs in their carton. Yet they never pay and so they better never say or they will be eating eggs from the abused girls and industry.

 

[OzawkieBantams]

Wish i could write a story out my birds dieing I have had 14 Pheasants die since the day after I got them . came home today from work and 7 of my month olds were dead

 

[mikeksfarmer]

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phantisise Phantisise; if you cant blame your self or you chose not to blame your self blame the world or elements in the world. (watching the newest version of "clash of the titans"} seems like the Gods of old are working aginst you. Burn them in an alter and dance nakid around the alter chanting prases that sound like worship. Either you will get smutty or act smutty depends on who is dancing with you. Dog on it;

you dont know how tuff it was to write this. Dude you better dance. Tomorrows saturday so;Just be dude!

 

[mikeksfarmer]

Wait, Wait just pounded down some pork cutlets (at least now they are) sauted them in baccon grease. ended with garden onions and squash. natural herbs and some salt, peper and love (my waste line) Oh my God. Wow sqush toped with onions and pork cuttlits Oh my God well thats it! No! I dont wish you were here! Its awesome and well you can just dream!