Google silliness

[debilorrah]

Go to Google, click on maps, the directions. Start in Japan, and end in China. Go to #43.

 

[Mahonri]

Funny

1. Head north
750 m
2. Turn right toward 大門街道/!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道152号線
190 m
3. Continue straight onto 大門街道/!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道152号線
2.7 km
4. Turn left at 大和橋（交差点） onto 中山道/!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道142号線
Continue to follow !!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道142号線
13.0 km
5. Take the ramp onto 新和田トンネル有料道路
Toll road
4.4 km
6. Take the ramp onto 中山道/!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道142号線
Continue to follow !!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道142号線
Partial toll road
10.4 km
7. Turn right at 湖北トンネル南（交差点） onto 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道20号線
2.6 km
8. Take the ramp to 長野自動車道
Toll road
450 m
9. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京・名古屋 and merge onto 長野自動車道
Toll road
3.7 km
10. Take exit 岡谷ＪＣＴ toward 中央道・飯田・名古屋
Toll road
850 m
11. Merge onto 中央自動車道
Toll road
161 km
12. Take exit 小牧ＪＣＴ toward 名神・小牧・京都
Toll road
1.2 km
13. Merge onto 東名高速道路
Toll road
5.8 km
14. Continue onto 名神高速道路 (signs for 名神・東海北陸道・京都・高山)
Toll road
167 km
15. Take exit 吹田ＪＣＴ toward 中!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山
Toll road
1.8 km
16. Merge onto 中!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!自動車道
Toll road
30.3 km
17. Take exit 神戸ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島
Toll road
1.4 km
18. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
309 km
19. Take exit 廿日市ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・岩!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!・北九州
Toll road
1.4 km
20. Merge onto 広島岩!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道路
Toll road
11.7 km
21. Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
95.3 km
22. Take exit 山口ＪＣＴ toward 中!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道・下関・北九州
Toll road
1.3 km
23. Merge onto 中!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!自動車道
Toll road
64.1 km
24. Continue onto 関門橋
Toll road
9.5 km
25. Continue onto 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本)
Toll road
346 km
26. Take exit 高速鹿児島ＩＣ toward 鹿児島出口・南九州道・川内・伊集院
Toll road
300 m
27. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 川内・伊集院・南九州道 and merge onto !!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道3号線
Partial toll road
700 m
28. Take the ramp to 南九州道
Toll road
600 m
29. Merge onto 南九州西回り自動車道(市来~鹿児島西)/鹿児島道路
Toll road
20.4 km
30. Take the ramp to !!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道3号線
Partial toll road
1.4 km
31. Turn left at 市来Ｉ．Ｃ入口（交差点） onto !!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道3号線 (signs for 川内・串木野)
7.2 km
32. Turn left at 串木野駅（交差点） onto 県道38号線
1.7 km
33. Turn right
350 m
34. Turn left
180 m
35. Turn left
99 m
36. Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry
Toll road
64.9 km
37. Continue straight
19 m
38. Turn left toward 県道349号線
58 m
39. Turn right toward 県道349号線
57 m
40. Turn left at 県道349号線
11.3 km
41. Continue onto 県道350号線
2.1 km
42. Turn left
1.4 km
43. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean

782 km
44. Continue straight onto 塘后支路
400 m
45. Turn left at 塘后路
600 m
46. Continue onto 淞宝路/淞寶路
700 m
47. Slight right to stay on 淞宝路/淞寶路
550 m
48. Turn left at 牡丹江路
170 m
49. Take the 1st right onto 泰和路
1.3 km
50. Slight right to stay on 泰和路
230 m
51. Take the ramp on the left onto 外环高速/外環高速
21.0 km
52. Take exit 沪宁高速Ａ１１/南京方向/中环路方向-滬寧高速Ａ１１/南京方向/中環路方向 toward 京沪高速/京滬高速
400 m
53. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 京沪高速/京滬高速 and merge onto 京沪高速/京滬高速
Partial toll road
22.5 km
54. Continue onto 沪宁高速/滬寧高速
Partial toll road
247 km
55. Take exit 南京繞城公路/長江二橋/長江大橋/機場高速/長江三橋/馬鞍山-南京绕城公路/长江二桥/长江大桥/机场高速/长江三桥/马鞍山 toward 繞城公路/绕城公路
400 m
56. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 繞城公路/绕城公路 and merge onto 繞城公路/绕城公路
Partial toll road
27.4 km
57. Take exit 南京三桥-南京三橋 to merge onto 三桥高速/三橋高速
Partial toll road
14.8 km
58. Take exit 宁合高速/合肥/六合/浦口-寧合高速/合肥/六合/浦口 toward 宁合高速/寧合高速
350 m
59. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 宁合高速/寧合高速 and merge onto 宁合高速/寧合高速
Partial toll road
17.4 km
60. Continue onto 合宁高速/合寧高速
Toll road
70.9 km
61. Continue onto 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Toll road
19.4 km
62. Take exit Ｇ３/Ｇ４０/Ｇ４２/六安/蚌埠 to merge onto 合肥繞城高速/合肥绕城高速
Toll road
46.8 km
63. Continue onto 沪陕高速/滬陝高速
Partial toll road
867 km
64. Continue onto 西蓝高速/西藍高速
Toll road
5.8 km
65. Take exit 宝鸡/潼关-寶雞/潼關 toward 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road
1.2 km
66. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 繞城高速/绕城高速 and merge onto 繞城高速/绕城高速
Toll road
37.7 km
67. Take exit 宝鸡-寶雞 to merge onto 西宝高速/西寶高速
Toll road
159 km
68. Continue onto 连霍高速/連霍高速
Toll road
131 km
69. Take exit 麥積山景區/天水市/賈家河/麥積區/Ｇ３１０/麥積山/山賈公路-麦积山景区/天水市/贾家河/麦积区/Ｇ３１０/麦积山/山贾公路 toward 310!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/310國道
Partial toll road
900 m
70. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 310!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/310國道 and merge onto 310!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/310國道
Partial toll road
8.2 km
71. Turn left at 羲皇大道
2.3 km
72. Turn right at 310!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/310國道
1.5 km
73. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto the 天北高速 ramp
600 m
74. Merge onto 天北高速
11.7 km
75. Exit onto 天巉公路
Partial toll road
20.1 km
76. Continue straight to stay on 天巉公路
Toll road
20.7 km
77. Continue straight to stay on 天巉公路
Partial toll road
152 km
78. Turn right at 十八里鋪互通立交橋/十八里铺互通立交桥
6 m
79. Take the ramp to 巉柳高速
500 m
80. Slight right at 巉柳高速
Partial toll road
37.2 km
81. Take exit 甘草店 toward 312!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/312國道
Partial toll road
1.2 km
82. Turn right at 312!!! PLEASE REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY !!!道/312國道

 

[Nicola]

Ohhhhhhhi see now

haha funny

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

LOL... Seriously.... Hold on, let me get it out of the trunk.. I always carry one just in case...

 

[debilorrah]

Seriously?? Mine said "Jet ski across the pacific"

 

[ChickenDreamer]

Bwahahaha! Thanks

 

[Laurajean]

The real question Deb, is why the heck were you googling this in the first place?

 

[debilorrah]

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