Goose abuse!!!

[smileysal]

This is Chubby..

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Take a good look.......................cute isn't she?????

She put me in hospital yesterday!!!!

I was feeding the geese and ducks yesterday morning before work and she came flying at me and grabbed me by the beak in the forearm then swung her wings forward at me and caught my hand with her 'elbow', it really hurt and I couldn't use it afterwards. I thought she had broken a bone in it or something so I had to call my other half homw from work to drive me to A&E at the hospital. They checked it out and x-rayed it, good news, it's not broken just badly bruised and swollen.
Looks like I need to
a) Have Chubby for Christmas dinner
b) Spend time with her to re-train her
c) Re-home her with full history
d) Sell her on at an auction!!!

Answers and any other suggestions on this thread please, I know what my answer is but I'll save it a while before I tell ya'll!!!

 

[Sweet Violet]

I'll buy a "B" please!!!

 

[TigerLilly]

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I vote "B" as well...but the real issue here is...you have a beak??? lol
Hope you're feeling better.

 

[Barred Rocks forever]

can i get Have Chubby for Christmas dinner for 500 ?

 

[Whispering Winds]

Uhhhhh, Alex, I think I will take "take a little training time and not worry about goose bites" for $800.

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

I’ll take, “swift kick to a goose but” for $1000.00. Or... "I ain’t afraid of no goose for $2,000.00"

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

See, I think that's how geese are! I fully expect my geese to try to eat me any chance they get... keeps me on my toes.

 

[mburpo]

Give it a second chance. If it attacks again, have it for dinner that night.

 

[Sweet Violet]

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that's a scream!

You guys are scaring me NOT to get geese!

 

[D'Angelo N Va.]

I'd like to buy a vowel. "A".