ha! i just read this thread! youre going through the same thing as me!
my bf and i are moving into an old home and its in rough shape. i figured that if i just paint EVERYTHING i can make the house look twenty years newer!
well... after ripping down the wood paneling (yes, WOOD PANELING) I realized that painting over the glue would look silly. so guess what, i am going to TEXTURIZE! on top of that, im gonna kill two birds with one stone and TEXTURIZE/PAINT AT THE SAME TIME! wooo! well anyways... on day three of painting this house. were talking walls, ceilings, shelves, cupboards, i even considered painting the toilet to make it look cleaner!
im pretty sure i have another week of painting to go. oooh, my poor shoulders.
BTW, i LOVE the disclaimer at the end of your silly story.... :du
edited because i am using a laptop and lack the basic motor functions that keep my hand from hitting the scrolling pad while im typing and making my sentences go wherever they feel like landing on my paragraph. man, this thing looked like one of those mad-lib sheets!!!