Wayne, I just remembered something. My husband admits he just knows basic handyman stuff but we have watched "This Old House" for years.
Last summer two young guys (probably summer jobs) were sent by Lowes to hook up my new washing machine. One was having a problem turning the hot water on so not wanting to sound like a "female" I said in a very low voice, "Lefty loosey, rightly tighty." The guy turned around and looked at me like I was ready for the looney bin. When I told my neighbor about it, I thought she would dribble all the way home she laughed so hard.
That was the best thing that I've ever learned from TV--it makes me look smarter than I am, especially to DH!