Green Club

[Alaskan]

Where are green elephants?

The bottom of crib septics?

 

[sourland]

NO! It was standing along the side of the road in a large puddle.

 

[Alaskan]

NO!  It was standing along the side of the road in a large puddle. 

A large green steaming puddle...... On top of a crib septic!

 

[sourland]

What part of NO SEPTIC are you unable to comprehend???

 

[Bunnylady]

You'll have to pardon Alaskan, Sour - it's that "gutter mind" thing again.

 

[oldrooster]

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What do you mean no septic????? that's where the grass in my yard is the GREENEST........

 

[Alaskan]

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What do you mean no septic????? that's where the grass in my yard is the GREENEST........

And, the trees are tallest and greenest at the edge of the leach field! Yahoo! For septics and leach fields! ( I actually like outhouses too.... If there is anything green there... Well.......)

 

[Bunnylady]

Silly Alaskan! Leeches aren't found in fields!

However, I'm sure you can find all the leeches you might want in the freshwater moat.

 

[sourland]

I've been in leech swamps, leech creeks, leech rivers, leech ponds, leech lakes, leech bogs, even in leech puddles, but leech fields

Is that a regional Alaskan thing?

 

[Alaskan]

Well, leeches will leach you.........