This is scary! Even I think that the two of you are OVER THE EDGE.

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Fit in what so charmingly?
Alaskan wants to fit inside a pound of bacon....uh...nope....
Pound of bacon inside of Alaskan
Are you offering to lick off all of the bacon grease?But Alaskan, if you you tried to fit into a pound of bacon, you would smell like bacon. In Alaska, there are Polar Bears and if you...................... wait .......................
Alaskan, enjoy your bacon!