Green Club

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Of course not - everyone knows it's tea that's green!

True story - Many years ago, shortly after Critter and I started our landscaping business, we went to lunch at a Chinese restaurant. My meal came with a pot of green tea, so just because it was there, I poured a cup and took a sip. I'd had green tea before, but this time. I paused, swallowed carefully, and sat there obviously trying hard not to laugh myself under the table. Seeing my barely contained hilarity, Critter said, "What?" "Taste that," I said, handing him the cup. He took a sip, and comprehension dawned on his face. He swallowed, and said, "Ryegrass." It tasted exactly like ryegrass smells when you mow it!

Yes, tea is green. That is about the only good thing about tea, or at least, I think that.

 

[gmendoza]

GREEN,GREEN the GRASS doth grow. I just finished mowing the lawn for the last time this season.

I hope.

Lets start our green grass poetry.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Quote:
lol

 

[sourland]

I've heard some 'grass' poetry, but never GREEN grass poetry.

 

[gmendoza]

Green Green, the color of grass
not mowing this fall, sitting on my a**
yard slavery this autumn I will pass
lucky me, the mowers out of gas

 

[Bunnylady]

I've heard some 'grass' poetry, but never GREEN grass poetry.

People find all kinds of "inspiration" . . . .

Dewdrops sparkle in the morning sun
Horses spin and buck and run
A pasture's beauty is second to none,
But mowing this mess sure ain't much fun!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Green Green, the color of grass
not mowing this fall, sitting on my a**
yard slavery this autumn I will pass
lucky me, the mowers out of gas

 

[sourland]

Joy of Mowing


Today I mowed that durned old grass.
The Princess, she's been on my a**.
I hope that this will be the last.
I'd like to put it in the past.

 

[Alaskan]

Geese they love to munch each blade
They eat every leaf, they are not afraid
All they eat comes out in the end
Now my entire yard looks like a goose pen

 

[gmendoza]

"Get off your butt" said my wife, my love, my dame
"and mow this grass, stop being so lame"
"if you don't, this tire iron, I will to you thee mame"
So im mowing the grass, im so whipped, so timid, so tame.