Green Club

[sourland]

Purple, gold, yellow, brown - what is happening to the GREEN?

 

[Alaskan]

Purple, gold, yellow, brown - what is happening to the GREEN?

Quick! Run around outside and SMACK all the purple, gold, yellow, and brown!

If you smack them hard enough, and often enough, things will happen.

Also, if you make sure to keep loudly yelling "back you non-green varmints!" while you are engaged in the vigorous smacking, and running through the neighborhood... VERY interesting things will happen MUCH sooner!

 

[sourland]

Okay, @Alaskan, is this part of a Native American ritual, and is it done clothed, costumed, naked? How long must one carry out the practice?

 

[Alaskan]

Okay, @Alaskan, is this part of a Native American ritual, and is it done clothed, costumed, naked? How long must one carry out the practice?

You can carry it out in your regular daily wear. However, if it is done naked and while covered in green paint, then the desired result will happen MUCH sooner!!

You will know that you have achieved success when many people show up and you are given a very snuggly jacket.

 

[sourland]

You can carry it out in your regular daily wear. However, if it is done naked and while covered in green paint, then the desired result will happen MUCH sooner!!

You will know that you have achieved success when many people show up and you are given a very snuggly jacket.

I was once painted green and gold by others. Not certain if that had any impact on the foliage color. It was long ago, and alcohol was involved.

 

[Alaskan]

I was once painted green and gold by others. Not certain if that had any impact on the foliage color. It was long ago, and alcohol was involved.

Trust me, it did work great. That year green would have lasted for forever.... but the gold messed stuff up a bit.

This time, no alcohol, no clothes, no gold, only green paint.

And whatever you do, do not forget to keep yelling "back you non-green varmints!" While wildly and vigorously hitting all non-green things! (Plants only, avoid hitting humans and animals).

 

[sourland]

Reluctant to go there again. Removal of paint with turpentine was a bit irritating to delicate bits. All the rewards of my bachelor party.

 

[Alaskan]

Reluctant to go there again. Removal of paint with turpentine was a bit irritating to delicate bits. All the rewards of my bachelor party.

Ah, dear, dear @sourland ! Times have changed greatly! TRUST me!

You can get easy to remove body paint. You can probably also get it in a moisturizing formula, as well as several scents!

 

[sourland]

Ah, dear, dear @sourland ! Times have changed greatly! TRUST me!

You can get easy to remove body paint. You can probably also get it in a moisturizing formula, as well as several scents!

Thanks anyway, but been there/done that don't need the experience again; however, I do wish I had pictures to share with my grandkids.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Be really careful beating back the brown spots. Especially if they're large and furry.