Had a "Moment" just now...

[Iowa Roo Mom]

 

[ranchhand]

I will NEVER look at the south end of a north bound cat the same way again.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Well put Ranchy!

 

[Frogtown]

Gives a whole new meaning to "my lips are sealed"

 

[LarryPQ]

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I chose not to acknoledge the cat story in my head. I never even read it. I keep the "extra" chapsticks in a kitchen drawer--my 4 yr old regularly goes in there, as does the toddler.

 

[WoodlandWoman]

OMG! Between glued lips and chapped cat butts, this thread is too funny!

 

[ranchhand]

I literally have tears of laughter rolling down. There aren't enough smilies to show you how cracked up I am.

 

[LarryPQ]

I told cluckin_crazy my story, as well as the cat story (she's a work email pen pal) and she sent me a bunch of horrible google images of "cat butt".

So, as a result: cat story never happened.

Did you ever see the Kids in the Hall sketch about chapstick?

 

[luvmychix]

 

[LarryPQ]

Hmm...some smart-aleck left me a little makeup bag filled with paste, gluesticks, roll-on adhesive and a mirror while I was in a meeting.

Woe be unto the cubie-rat who doth cross-ed my sticky-lipped path.