Has anyone seen the new Neiman Marcus Hen House for $100,000?

[Mavrk]

lol... is it just me, or is the waterer at such an angle that it is probably spilling?

 

[Redangler]

I'll put it out there:

I will custom build and deliver this unit complete with 10 hens of your choice raised to POL. Instead of consultations I will provide a brand new computer setup with 2 yrs of internet service included(so you can log onto BYC of course). All of this for the super low price of $75,000.00. PLEASE NOTE: Due to the amount of time I will spend vacationing in the Bahamas I will only be able to sell 4 of these great packages per year.

But wait there's more...If you place your order before Halloween you can choose your choice of animal entrance cutouts!

After careful consideration the first 4 units ordered will be at the $75,000.00 price point. Any further orders would be at the full catalog price of $100,000.00(I have to be compensated accordingly for having to reduce my vacation time you know).

Please respond quickly as orders have been take for units 1-3!!!!

With this $75,000.00 setup, based on an average of 600 eggs in a hens life, you are looking at a super low rate of $150 per dozen eggs(feed costs excluded). Just think of how great your omelets are going to taste!

 

[memphis]

Thanks for the offer Redangler! Very generous of you. Would just LOVE to see interior pictures after the chickens have lived in it a few months.

 

[RedStarLady1207]

That coop is about the dumbest thing I've ever seen and a gross display of excess. It has nothing to do with chickens and I feel sorry for the chickens that might live in it - mainly because the people that would buy it I think would be more worried about dust on the furnishing than loving or caring about the chickens. It has a chandelier in it - pleeeeeeez. How gross does a chandelier look all dusty. If it only came without the chickens - it could be an object of art or curiosity.

I'd like to see the ridiculous amount of money for this coop go to an animal charity. OK - done ranting now

 

[Mavrk]

And I thought MY first egg was going to cost a lot