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[PeepersMama]

*Forest falls to her knees, sobbing. "Me home! Me traditions! ME KILTS!!!!!!!!" She gently folds the kilt she's wearing and lunges for Savvy.*
*Salt descends from the sky as a.....
Grain of glowing salt.
That then explodes and becomes a glowing white coyote.*
*Owl lazily skims the Milky Way with her tongue and begins gnawing Jupiter.*

Savvy stands up and spreads her arms wide. "Take me!" She howls, as forest charges her.

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Forest falls to her knees, sobbing. "Me home! Me traditions! ME KILTS!!!!!!!!" She gently folds the kilt she's wearing and lunges for Savvy.*
*Salt descends from the sky as a.....
Grain of glowing salt.
That then explodes and becomes a glowing white coyote.*
*Owl lazily skims the Milky Way with her tongue and begins gnawing Jupiter.*

Savvy stands up and spreads her arms wide. "Take me!" She howls, as forest charges her.

(Yup. Dogs suddenly have arms.)
*Forest opens her jaws wide to clench down on her throat when they are both embedded into the earth by an accelerating Owl.*
*Owl looks down at the two scorched mounds of fur as she gets up and cools her smoking wings down. "Is my fur falling off?"*
*MInk's tails drive her into the lake.*

 

[PeepersMama]

(Yup. Dogs suddenly have arms.)
*Forest opens her jaws wide to clench down on her throat when they are both embedded into the earth by an accelerating Owl.*
*Owl looks down at the two scorched mounds of fur as she gets up and cools her smoking wings down. "Is my fur falling off?"*
*MInk's tails drive her into the lake.*

Savvy's ghost floats up out of the hole. She looks at her paw. " FINALLY!!!" she howled with joy, as she ran over to sit by Jaeger and look awesome.

Meanwhile Rio and Benji are still trying to decide Midnight's fate. "Any suggestions?" Rio barked.

 

[HeavensHens88]

(Yup. Dogs suddenly have arms.)
*Forest opens her jaws wide to clench down on her throat when they are both embedded into the earth by an accelerating Owl.*
*Owl looks down at the two scorched mounds of fur as she gets up and cools her smoking wings down. "Is my fur falling off?"*
*MInk's tails drive her into the lake.*

Savvy's ghost floats up out of the hole. She looks at her paw. " FINALLY!!!" she howled with joy, as she ran over to sit by Jaeger and look awesome.

Meanwhile Rio and Benji are still trying to decide Midnight's fate. "Any suggestions?" Rio barked.

*Forest's shimmering ghost dances out of the hole and precedes to dance up a small tornado, all while looking completely awesome.*
*Owl's wings turn her a backflip and then another, another...,*
*Salt's ghost comes zooming out of nowhere, slobbering and laughing uncontrollably.*
*Mink's tails paddle through the lake and abruptly she shoots into the forest, her head now embedded between two trees.*

 

[PeepersMama]

and now its so crazy I don't know what to say - so.....



*Awkward silence*

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Mink is hopelessly stuck in the tree.*
*Forest walks up to Savvy and flashes her a grin. When she didn't get a response, Forest yipped. "Ya stunned? That's what I thought- and that's because I use Premium King Whitening Toothpaste!"*

 

[PeepersMama]

*Mink is hopelessly stuck in the tree.*
*Forest walks up to Savvy and flashes her a grin. When she didn't get a response, Forest yipped. "Ya stunned? That's what I thought- and that's because I use Premium King Whitening Toothpaste!"*

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Yes, I am actually laughing right now - quietly, but still laughing.

 

[PeepersMama]

Savvy spit blood onto Forests cheesy grin, staining it forever.

 

[HeavensHens88]

Savvy spit blood onto Forests cheesy grin, staining it forever.

*Forest gave an abhorred gasp. "I'M GONNA NEED A LAWYER!!!! MY MILLION BUCK SMILE IS RUINED!!! I'M GONNA NEED A LAWYER!!!!" she shrieked, spinning around in maniacal circles. "Oh wait." She grinned sheepishly. "Last time I checked, once their client a become ghosts, a lawyer becomes *uninvolved*."~

 

[PeepersMama]

A reandom human walks in with a tazer and stuns all the canines in the proximity.